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24 // i hate mondays. I love Garfield, Snoopy, The Beatles. so many things xoxo ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ syd

Joined July 2018
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I've always thought Mississippi kinda looks like Carl from the Simpsons
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I illegally voted for Abdul El-Sayed 10000 times this morning and then spent the entire afternoon giving free rides to other non US citizens so they could also illegally vote for him 10000 times. My name is Pauline Hanson and I'm the leader of the One Nation Party in Australia.
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States Iโ€™d probably just kill myself @JDVance
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following the midterms from australia
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ancient Hi
intense dinnertime stare
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just came up with a new phrase: paul knower ("ball knower" for people with encyclopaedic knowledge on paul mccartney)
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She say do you love me I tell her paul McCartney I only love my John and my Ringo Iโ€™m sorry
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Begin all things by giving thanks to THE ALL. Happy DOOMSDAY!!! Another year has passed, and we celebrate the anniversary of Dumileโ€™s transitioning on October 31, 2020. Many transitioned that year and Iโ€™d like to take this moment to celebrate everyone that has gone before us. We have not forgotten you and we cherish the time we spent with you. Always in our hearts and always on our minds. To Dumile, itโ€™s been six years since you had to leave here, and your presence has not diminished. You were ahead of your time, and so many of the things you showed us are still just now coming to light. I will always celebrate your life, wisdom and legacy. Always remember never forget. Not the first, not the last, and definitely not the only. Solutions only. Always with love, Jasmine
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when you take a bomb ass selfie
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Hanging out with my bony friend, peace and love
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leftists: guns are the problem. conservatives: guns dont kill people. people kill people. george harrison: gun owners! kill yourselves!
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Got married. HBU?
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Wedding Pyramid๐Ÿ”บ
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Should do it gacha style so you're never sure which one you're going to get until the movie starts. You've seen the start of the Paul one seven times, just groaning, stomping out and buying a ticket to the 7:15 show starting in a bit, praying you finally get the rare Ringo drop
The Beatles biopics producer explains the idea behind releasing all four movies at once in 2028: "We want people to be able to experience them in the cinema during the same period. Now that doesn't necessarily mean we're thinking that people will go and see all four films on the same day, but you know within the same month you might see one a week, or you might see one one weekend to the next, one the next. However you you see it, I think our hope is that people will see all four films. You know they they stand alone as individual stories of each of those four men, but they they have a cumulative power, which I think is is greater than the sum of the parts. You know, the Beatles are simply the I think the greatest band in in history, and you know we're trying trying to do our best to do them justice, so hence the four films. I don't think there's probably another band that you could legitimately say you wanted to see four films for." variety.com/2026/more/news/tโ€ฆ
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its finally COCKtober ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽƒ so u know what that means ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘… Dick sucking awareness month ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘… ๐ŸŽƒ IT'S TIME TO GET โ˜ ๏ธSPOOKY๐Ÿ’€ ๐Ÿ‘ GET ๐Ÿ‘ŠFISTED๐Ÿ‘Š BY A ๐Ÿ’€SKELETON ๐Ÿ’€SHOVEโœŠ๐Ÿญ CANDY ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝCORN๐Ÿฌ IN YOUR๐Ÿ‘‰ASS๐Ÿ˜ฝ AND ๐Ÿ™…DONT๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ FORGET TO SUCK๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™Œ SOME ๐Ÿ’DRACULA๐Ÿ’‰ DICK๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ
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Homer refers to Bart as "rat boy" in such an affectionate way. he may see Bart as a rat boy, but he loves his son so dearly. #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSjmpsons #SimpsonsForever
What do you think is the single funniest moment in TV history?
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proof that mf dooms creativity with samples is incredible
my most problematic vocal stim
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Kirking 9 to 5 what a way to 9/11
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