You ever think about how Condorman trying to fly by hurling himself off high places is very accurate to how real condors fly and it probably would have worked if he’d actually had wings with a 10 feet wingspan?
Kamen Rider: We have masked heroes on motorbikes
Sentai: We have heroes in teams
Ultraman: We have giant heroes and kaiju
Kawauchi heroes: We have *putting head together and furiously whispering* RELIGION
Condorman simultaneously having pretty basic female representation for a Kawauchi hero show and going okay so here’s a little girl and all the little boys gotta listen to her
Rider this and Rider that guys guys when is Toei going to give us a modern remake of Nanairo Kamen in which they make Lan Koutarou a cynical asshole who kills all the villains
Instead of Starfish Hitler, Mr K from Rainbowman should be the new “toku is/isn’t political” discourse guy
Miyauchi Hiroshi would have loved being in Diamond Eye, a show whose entire gimmick is “what if the hero didn’t henshin” but I don’t think he would have loved that first scene where Raiko gets spanked by his mom for dirt bike racing and then a bunch of people photograph him
Sorry but according to Mr Ose Koichi of Gekko Kamen fame, ikemen in TV hero shows have been a thing for as long as TV hero shows have been a thing
Maybe if we had more “wow Kawauchi heroes are so cool and interesting and absolutely everyone should know about them” people in the toku fandom we wouldn’t have to rely on one set of Rainbowman subs and one set of Condorman subs
Not that I’m rooting for the bird to get roasted but they wasted so much time doing this whole interrogation thing when that IS what he really looks like. He’s a birb. That’s it that’s the show












