Wereing Wolf 🐺

You're just a little submissive anxious girl who wants a dominant man who ravishes your body but honors your heart without being an avoidant mysogonist prick.

unplanned quickies >>>

Stop waiting until you “feel ready” to do something you already know you want.

Imagine I send you money instead of tweets. But just imagine it, because that ain't gonna happen.

I’m auditing every happy couple at this gym. We’ll see if you’re still smiling after I look at your deductions from 2023.

Texting “Miss You 🥺” to all the political campaign numbers in my phone.

Tired of being caught in the tangle of other people’s problems

Sooooo my newly nominated democrats…… what’s up with that 5,000

Therapist: What is it called when you don’t think you can take anymore but you keep taking it? Me: A good girl. Therapist: Jesus… no.

Geese are just ducks with warrants.

Waking up to this beautiful image like

Tonight is about seeing just pure perfection

Currently standing in the self-checkout line silently conducting performance evaluations on complete strangers. In my head like: Poor scanning speed. Questionable bagging decisions. Zero sense of urgency. Everybody getting written up immediately.

A wild insult is telling someone their face looks vague.

Part of growing up is understanding that Winds of Change is a better song than Rock You Like A Hurricane.

Technically jacking off is still considered fingering yourself

This👇🏽

November the whole damn month cuz you know I’m eating left overs