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Foal Stack Dev

@FoalStack

Young and learning the trade. Join me in my journey as I become a FULL STACK DEV. Pivots are my own. All data given in bytes. Legit. Hee-haw!

 Where truth meets jack asses.
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Joined July 2014
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Sorry recruiter, I'm not a good full-stack engineer candidate. I'm terrible at solid state physics.
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The Onion
@TheOnion31 Jul 2014
Hillary Clinton Spends Busy Day Fueling Speculation, Not Ruling Things Out onion.com/1xB0RVK
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Miguel Helft@mhelft31 Jan 2014
Harsh working conditions in Silicon Valley
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The year was 1999 and we were worrying about Y2K when we *should* have been worrying about the upcoming Windows ME (millennium edition).
Going to do better at the internet tomorrow.
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Sam Altman
@sama16 Jul 2014
founders that start their investor updates with current growth rate tend to do well, and founders that start it with press hits tend to not
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Paul Ford@ftrain18 Jul 2014
When I am knee-deep in project mess this is what everything I read looks like:
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@sh @photomatt maybe, but instead I'm just going to hang up on them.
This was a long week of discovering that cloud computing is full of lies
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@Martorious those girls ain't loyal.
@Martorious I followed you. That means we're Twitter buddies. Please don't ever leave me.
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@annikaclarke heh haw!
@annikaclarke hi there.
Wherein I change line endings from CR+LF to LF to make my git commits bigger.
Right after someone yells: "MERGE CONFLICT. DAMN IT!"
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My boss sees ONE donkey get hit by a car and now he's all, "Document everything... blah blah... get hit by a bus."
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FF @FoalStack. Because funny.
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Prime numbers. Am I right?
This is basically me and my manager during daily stand-ups: youtube.com/watch?v=rjYPJUBc…
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