Shelbie Malinski

I will never love anything or anyone as much as I love stalking myself on social media.

Hello 911 I said from the beginning Brent burns’ iron man wasn’t worth his cheap contract.

The longer it takes for Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce’s wedding photos to come out the more convinced they’ll be part of some 9.99 “Fate of Ophelia: wedding strings variant” vinyl I’ll have to purchase

I guess I’m coming out of twitter retirement to talk about this Parker Kelly x Whale collab

Call me crazy but if a couple breaks up I feel like they should not be a finalist????????? I didn’t think that was a hot take #LoveIslandUSA

Another day passes another day I’m mad at the islanders!!!!!! #LoveIslandUSA

The craziness of the episode tonight had me voting for Iris and Elan because I can’t trust anyone else!!!! #LoveIslandUSA

Girls of Love Island I’m mad at you!!!!!!!!! #loveislandusaseason7

Thank god we can stop lying to ourselves that “he was a moth to the flame she was holding the matches” is a good line

Can someone explain to me how Lana Del Rey and her alligator boyfriend met? Were they just cruising hinge?

I’m just here to say Ally on #PumpRules had a killer first season. We love an astrology loving, cat cuddling, whistle blowing queen.

The only thing I ever think about while watching #Outlander is that I truly would not have lasted 4 minutes if I was Claire.

I’m just here to ask what the hell was the production budget on lexis play

Wordle 227 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 👀

Wordle 221 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I spend the majority of my time thinking of funny things I’ve said previously in my life and just cracking myself up tbh

Once again….