The Ramble Intercontinental Senate has been unable to locate Jimbuktu after its decisive victory last weekend, so we're back to league action! Speller officiates a truel between Luke, Vish and big David Cartlidge. FIGHT! 👇lnk.to/ramble

We've got a Mailbag coming your way this coming Tuesday ✉️ Got a question for Marcus, Pete & Vish? Drop it below 👇

Any piss boffins want to experiment on us? Stream the Preview Show! 👉 lnk.to/Ramble

After another shocking Manchester United performance, we wonder if Michael Carrick’s asleep at the wheel - or are the players just ignoring him? 😬 Get your Champions League rundown here! 👉 lnk.to/Ramble

Like a phone down a toilet, Rice saves the day! Join Pete, Luke and Jim as they recap a great Arsenal performance and Man United's newest new low that leaves Michael Carrick on the brink. Plus, Ross Barkley’s journey to an England call-up rolls on 😎 lnk.to/ramble

Rio Ngumoha and Phil Foden had a lovely old time last night. In a Nations League year, what better timing? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Marcus, Pete & Vish reflect on last night's games. Plus, Duncan Ferguson is back and is the Kingdom of Heaven open to Brendan Rodgers? 👇 lnk.to/ramble

We wholeheartedly condemn PSG's tifo, so we're offering a more family-friendly alternative 🕺

Just seven games in, Matthias Jaissle is already saying some weird stuff 😬 We discuss Newcastle’s early form on today’s Mailbag, right here! 👉 lnk.to/ramble

Crucial questions on today's Mailbag: 🪄 Does Matthias Jaissle look more like a cheap magician or a failed snooker player? 📉 Will Man United ever challenge for the Premier League?! 🧙 Which managers would suit The Traitors? Out now in the usual places! lnk.to/ramble

"He had the energy of an embittered French noir detective."

Be honest. How many times have you watched back that Diego Gómez goal? 🔥 Marcus, Luke & Jim react to all of the weekend's action. Plus, we're one step closer to seeing Ted Curd in the flesh and has the EFL Trophy ruined American sandwiches? 👇 lnk.to/ramble

🚨 WE'RE LIVE 🚨 It's a Monday morning Ramble coming to you LIVE - join us! 👇 youtube.com/watch?v=il7eowI6…

🚨 WE'RE GOIN' LIVE 🚨 Everton didn't get a result, so naturally, we're a tad worried. But fear not! Marcus, Luke and Jim will be LIVE from 9:30am for tomorrow's Ramble to tackle your Moyes-based concerns 👇youtube.com/watch?v=il7eowI6…

Have you got questions? Well, we've got answers, baby! Marcus, Luke and Jim are back on the Mailbag this week - so get your questions in now! 👇👇👇

Pete's casting a curse from the Cottage 🔮

"If Moyes leaves Everton, the whole country is going to fall." Listen to the Preview Show here! 👉 lnk.to/Ramble

Give it Moyes until the end of the heat death of the universe. Pete survives a night with a freezermeat™ parmo and month-old gnocchi to join Marcus, Jim and Luke for another Preview Show! If you hate football chat, boy, do we have the show for you 👇lnk.to/ramble

Vish has some cooking advice for Harry Kane... Catch up on your Ramble here! 👉 lnk.to/Ramble

The Man City Circus rolls on and all we can do at this point is sit back and enjoy the “show”. At least the football is quite good… Today, Pete, Luke and Jim are here to share their thoughts on “Hate Watch Wednesday” in the Champions League. Out now 👇lnk.to/ramble

Lisandro Martínez certainly did not hold back... 😬 And neither should you! Listen to today's Ramble! 👉 lnk.to/Ramble