𝑯𝑨𝑾𝑲𝑬𝒀𝑬 .ᐟ

okay, FINE, here you go. ( gives him two. he used a cat picture ).

……. or what. 😇

devouring a box of chocolates.

( squint ). lucky. i’ve got a newborn, so i have no idea what that’s like these days.

damn. no sleep last night orrrrrr?

you look stupid. wipe the sauce off your face, man. and hand me a slice you HAVEN’T cried on.

i don’t cry. ( snickers at him. ) can’t even walk down that block anymore.

catch them .ᐣ .ᐣ .ᐣ oh my god. you fucked up your coffee routine. oh, you’re fucked for sure. she’ll keep writing cunt on your cup, i can feel it.

isn’t the pizza salty enough though … ( siiigh. ) what happened. was she a civilian .ᐣ you know those don’t really work out.

jeez louise, man … you’re being dramatic. but also WHO eats pizza like that. who dumped you this time.

i wasn’t even saying anything. * 🙄

yeah, too late, pal. should’ve said that earlier.