@FordCartoons

Founder of @TheBabylonBee, co-founder of @Not_the_Bee

 Michigan
Joined April 2009
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After 9 years, I'm finally ready to confess the real reason why I started The Babylon Bee. The truth is that I was offered $100M by the Mossad to found a conservative Christian satire site. I told them no, firmly, because I knew they did 9/11. But then they increased their offer to $500M, and, to my shame, I could not resist. So I took the money, bought a $9 domain and a $60 WordPress theme, and I did it. I wish I could take it all back, but I can't. I pray that some of you can find it in your hearts to forgive me.
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Makes speeches for 500k a pop. Hasn’t eaten dinner that costs less than $250 in years. Has never been in a Cheesecake Factory. Undefeated at condescending to regular folks. Will always be known for a presidency that ushered in the Trump era to begin with.
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 24
“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama
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PAY ATTENTION, MICHIGAN!
Eitan Fischberger
@EFischbergerOct 21
"O Allah, count them, kill them one by one, and leave none of them." Here are 44 clips of imams from the Islamic Center of Detroit — where Abdul El-Sayed worships — promoting murder. The federal government has given the mosque over $45 million since 2017
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Every time I see this stuff I think about how easily a couple guys with AR-15's could straighten this out.
Visegrád 24
@visegrad24Oct 18
BREAKING: Inspired by France, young second and third-generation migrants started looting stores in Milan, Italy around 2 hours ago. International mainstream media isn’t showing just how bad things are in Europe.
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You have no choice but to save the United States. There is literally nowhere left to go. This is it. The last bastion. The Alamo. Last stop Saloon. If the US completely falls, it's checkmate Earth. There's nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, you can't opt out. There is no Shire.
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Kelly Clarkson is currently trying to break down the door where our merch is stored. We told her it's only for sale online, but she won't take no for answer. Here's the link, Kelly. Please go away! shop.babylonbee.com/
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Joel Berry
@JoelWBerrySep 11
One of the most extraordinary clips I’ve ever seen in my life
Steve Guest
@SteveGuestSep 11
Gayle King upon finding out that the heroic holdout juror in the Lindsay Clancy murder trial is a black man: “Woah. I have to sit with that for just a second.” Wow.
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Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlogSep 11
The other jurors have spent all week calling the lone male holdout an arrogant, uncooperative dummy who didn’t understand the law or follow the rules. Now we come to find out that they were talking about the only black guy in the room this whole time. Leftists have accidentally sided with 11 white bullies against a black man who stood up to them. Just an absolutely amazing twist. You couldn’t script it any better.
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Elon Musk
@elonmuskSep 5
Replying to @BasedMikeLee
I have stock in SpaceX and Tesla, not some big pile of cash. As my companies do more and more useful things, their value increases proportionate to their projected usefulness. All shareholders benefit along the way, including most retirement programs.
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Stonewall Jackson was a great man
TheBlaze
@theblazeAug 29
A statue of Stonewall Jackson was removed from Virginia’s Capitol Square today:
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I counted 15 jump cuts in this 45 second video. Kamala simply doesn't have what it takes. IMHO she won't be a factor in 2028
Kamala Harris
@KamalaHarrisAug 27
This week’s Supreme Court decision is another reminder of what we are up against heading into November. They can put more obstacles in our way, but they cannot take away our power. Our answer is to show up, make our voices heard, and turn out in numbers that are too big to rig.
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Homeland Security
@DHSgovAug 28
On August 27, ICE arrested Milo Yiannopoulos, an illegal alien from the United Kingdom, at the Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport (MSY) in Kenner, Louisiana. Yiannopoulos legally entered the country on May 14, 2019, through New York City, New York. He chose to overstay his welcome in violation of our nation’s laws.   Yiannopoulos was issued a final order of removal by an Immigration Judge on July 22, after failing to show up for his immigration hearing. He will remain in ICE custody pending removal.    Being in detention is a choice. We encourage all illegal aliens to take control of their departure with the CBP Home App. The United States is offering illegal aliens $3,000 and a free flight to self-deport now. We encourage every person here illegally to take advantage of this offer and reserve the chance to come back to the U.S. the right legal way to live the American dream. If not, you will be arrested and deported without a chance to return.
TMZ
@TMZAug 28
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Kanye exec Milo Yiannopoulos detained by ICE in Louisiana. Details: tmz.com/2026/08/28/milo-yian…
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Seth Dillon@SethDillonAug 11
This is how it starts . . .
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All I see is Barney from the Simpsons with a dress on
Matt Whitlock
@MattWhitlockJul 17
Checking in on the Maine Democrat Senate debate to replace Graham Platner
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It’s really gonna happen
Bernt Bornich
@BerntBornichJul 9
Introducing NEO’s 25 Degrees of Freedom, tendon-driven hands — nearing or surpassing human-level dexterity, strength, speed, and reliability. For seventy years, robotics worked around the hand problem. The humanoid bet is the reverse: it lives or dies at the fingertips.
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Greetings from the Greatest Lake in the world
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Elon employs ~160,000 Americans and in one morning created thousands of millionaires… You have done nothing for America.
Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarrenJun 12
Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire. The typical American household would have to work more than 11 MILLION years to make Elon Musk's level of wealth. We need a wealth tax.
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Let me translate for those of you who didn't live through the Obama years and don't understand Obamaspeak: "I am happy this happened and I hope the next one of my disciples who tries to assassinate Trump is successful."
Barack Obama
@BarackObamaApr 26
Although we don’t yet have the details about the motives behind last night's shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner, it’s incumbent upon all us to reject the idea that violence has any place in our democracy. It’s also a sobering reminder of the courage and sacrifice that U.S. Secret Service Agents show every day. I’m grateful to them – and thankful that the agent who was shot is going to be okay.
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There is no coexisting like this. Everybody knows it. Something must be done.
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