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Working in the TV/Film industry. Started at the bottom, got half way to the middle (done everything from Red Dwarf & Live at the Apollo to X Factor & Miranda)

London
Joined February 2009
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He’s a real fucking cunt
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Trevor Noah is a fucking idiot.
Trevor Noah argues the Avengers are actually the bad guys “The Avengers is the perfect allegory for the Democrats in America.” “They like to fight against the bad guy, but they do not like to do anything to prevent bad guyness from happening again.” “They’re not willing to sacrifice anything to prevent it from happening.” “At least Thanos had a vision… He was willing to sacrifice something.”
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I can’t tell if this is a joke I’m not getting or someone not getting the joke?!?
It's fab but my only criticism is that it makes a big deal about Santa being from The North but then he's got the poshest Southern accent possible.
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The man is an utter, fucking moron
Elon Musk says going to medical school is pointless "Everyone will have access to medical care that is better than what the president receives right now" Peter Diamandis: "So don't go into medical school?" Elon Musk: "Yes. Yeah. Pointless. But I would say that applies to any form of education" "5 or 4 years from now, we'll have better medical care than anyone has today, available for everyone"
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This is painful to watch; the British guy is a fucking idiot and seems racist but the American is making a terrible, clumsy nothing argument. Both arguments milquetoast as fuck.
Is that an American educating a British person? This is legendary
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I’d almost forgotten about this cunt
🚨 WATCH: Nigel Farage blames "staff incompetence" for a half empty hall at Reform UK's event in London
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The Nightmare Before Christmas is a Christmas movie, not a Halloween movie.
The Simpsons' new ‘TREEHOUSE OF HORROR’ episode includes a stop-motion sequence inspired by ‘THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS’.
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Thai man is such a fragile, egotistical little bitch
Who Is the Comedian That Jerry Seinfeld Really REALLY Dislikes
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“…needless to say, I had the last laugh”
New book out on 26th October. Order your copy now - links below!
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The way these freaks are eating a fucking Oreo is making me wretch
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Oh. Cool. That’ll be really useful in Morrisons’ car park.
The new Tesla Roadster just did a FLIP from a complete standstill! 🤯
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This is the most Andy Burnham bullshit ever
I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.   The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.   But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.   That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.   It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.
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The dumbest motherfucker alive
Trump: “I used to call them the fake news, but as president, I have to be a little more respectful of the media than that. So now I call them the artificial news. I took artificial off the word intelligence, and I call it super intelligence...Artificial means fake, so I call them the artificial media.”
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The American in this is so fucking dumb - she’s literally not listening to the reason of the viability threshold. The question is answered multiple times. I don’t even think she’s ignoring it, I think she’s too thick to understand.
she CLEARED her so bad i’m crying😭
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Ironic second name
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He’s the dumbest fucking cunt on the planet
Q: Who should be held accountable when the AI agents commit a crime? TRUMP: It's not AI. That's the other thing. We changed the name officially today to SI. Like sigh.
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This is really oldschool stuff - I hurt this guy’s feelings after he tried to insult me, so he spammed my last few posts with insults then blocked me. I feel like if you’re that fragile you shouldn’t be on any social media at all, let alone throwing your weight around.
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This is gonna be utter shit
Brad Pitt returns as Cliff Booth, only this time it’s 1977 and it’s a very different Hollywood. Directed by David Fincher from a screenplay by Quentin Tarantino, THE FURTHER MIS-ADVENTURES OF CLIFF BOOTH comes to IMAX November 25.
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You can tell this is AI because Seinfeld is emoting like a human being
Seinfeld AI: Jerry dates Sydney Sweeney Jerry starts dating Sydney Sweeney, but will Elaine like her?
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This cunt needs to be in prison
Danny Tommo has stepped over a line and committed serious offence. Watch him interfering with a rescue at sea, and using a knife to burst a rubber dinghy with a rescuer on board. He needs to be locked up and handed to the French police.
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