اللَّهُ خَيْرُ الْمَاكِرِينَ

Joined October 2009
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Replying to @WooDaBaddie
i’m telling you, i be thinking about something and next thing yk it’s on my feed
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these phones readin our fuckin minds yall
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Replying to @Xking332
it’s gonna kick off in the sardine isles
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Replying to @Xking332
Rule 1) don’t be brainwashed Rule 2) don’t fall into panic buying like Covid days Rule 3) it’s a test to see who falls in line, don’t fall for it
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Translation: we have fucked everything up so badly that you should probably be hoarding cans of baked beans and bottled water about now.
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big bird can be trans
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Replying to @PopBase
My phone changed the time. The oven has entered its annual period of being correct.
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Replying to @Leeni_TH14
Love this 💯😂
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Replying to @tellzMANIA_
She gotta be doing her own press ons and needed 60 😂
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you kinda getting off light
before i send this money, do nails actually cost $60????
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Replying to @Tobielobba
She makes it easy to wanna learn 🥺
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Replying to @Tobielobba
It’s so soothing to watch
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Replying to @realitycvntt
Who are these people?
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Replying to @realitycvntt
They got the same faces
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Replying to @noimnotvictoria
that's what she gets for not dropping music
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Girls be out here with no ass & a beer belly saying they thick nah bitch you my uncle
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Replying to @BattleRapBum
This alone shoulda got Kells locked up
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Replying to @hamburgers911
Meth-resistant ADHD
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I’m so happy my plans cancelled today cos even driving, ergh 😓
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Rainy days in bed with the love of your life 10/10 highly recommend
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