I make pirates walk the plank.

Ask Heidegger.

Amen.

Simple math here folks, if most people can't afford a house until they're 50 and they have to take a 30 year mortgage, that thing won't be paid off until they're 80. I hear it's pretty hard to keep a job until you're 80.

Okay- shocking.

I cannot conform.

a precious rarity/to live on a hill with woods behind

How much longer will we have forest around us?

The thing about selling pardons is that there is no limit on the number you can sell.

We are living in a time of great unrest.

Pussy grabbers never change.

A priest died when the crucifix fell on him during his livestream mass.

Ivanka subs and visual props.

And, yes, I will pour myself a little tipple in celebration of the very good fine good news.

Not decorating my castle for Halloween. There's already enough scary shit out there.

I don't get many trick o treaters but I've decided I gonna celebrate anyway. I going to dress up as a scary old writer.