Dirty Mike and the boys

Looks like Mike Irving’s coke is working overtime. #FSUvsUM

Betting is a fickle bitch. Lost a parlay yesterday when Purdue scored a garbage touchdown to push the number over. And today…more pain

The King of Dallas absolutely balling out against powerhouse Missouri State. #Heisman

I absolutely do not believe these Lauren Boebert allegations. I’ll need someone to send me video evidence and I’ll need some private time to determine if these allegations hold any weight.

Media: “Tony, how do you explain giving up 9 straight scores by Alabamas offense” Tony White: “Well if you take away the 9 plays they scored on, I thought our defense balled out”

At this point just shut down the FSU football program. I’d rather not have a football team then continue to watch this fucking garbage year after year. Our women’s sports have brought more success over the last decade. I’d rather they get the money. Fuck this shit

Can’t wait for the end of season excuses for Alabama to make the CFP. 2025: The loss against FSU was week 1 on the road. Who cares they were 2 TD favorites. 2026: They showed perseverance to come from behind as 20 pt favorites to beat a 3-9 FSU team at home.

Alabama gets a touchdown when there are at least two clear holds on the play. Alabama doesn’t convert 2 pt conversion. Fans cry like little baby back bitches.

Okay Noles Fans, today’s drinking game is as follows: For every third down conversion FSU Defense gives up: Take a shot For every third down conversion FSU Offense fails: take a shot I don’t expect I’ll be coherent before half time. #FSU #Noles

Hey @peacock are you actually going to stream the featured groups? I can watch “Focus on Rory” but the featured groups are still “Event will being shortly” yet the groups are already past the first hole

Randy coming in clutch. Shout out to the @TheStarTool for the awesome data. Been hitting multiple 2/3s for days and finally got one.

Hey @TheStarTool. First, love the app. Amazing data points. I noticed that Launch Alert is now a filter when looking under Today’s games, but when using it, it doesn’t always show those hitters with that tag even as the only filter. Ex. Colt Keith has that tag but not highlighted

Somebody get this guy his avocado toast and juice cleanse

What a typical start to the season for the Pirates.

Really shitty for Jacory Croskey-Merritt to be listed as the starter and not see the field at all. Makes betting a lot of fun.

The fact that the only sportsbook available in Florida left out the 2013 Noles is so fucking disrespectful it’s disgusting.