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If the crypto people had a protest song, we’d have the CLARITY Act by now.
LISTEN NOW: The Onions Are A-Changin
Come gather 'round, people
wherever you roam
And look at the onions
American farmers have grown
You can buy them this evening
and carry them home
But their futures
you won't be trading
There's a law in the books
that won't leave them alone
But the times they are a-changin'
Come writers and critics
who laugh at our stand
Come to the CFTC
with an onion in hand
And don't speak too soon
till you understand
What it is that we're out here demanding
You can trade all your international skim milk powder but your onions are banned
For the times they are a-changin'
Come Senators and Congressmen
please hear the call
Don't stand in the doorway
don't block up the hall
We've got our own onions
enough for you all
And the crowd at the CME is raging
Put the law in the books
or we'll be here all fall
For the times they are a-changin'
Come mothers and fathers
You sent us to Chicago
and now here we stand
With a bag full of onions
and one small demand
The right to do some onion trading
Please get out the way
if you can't lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin'
The line it is drawn
the curse it is cast
There's a crop with no future
and a law from the past
You can take all your time
but the onions won't last
The bags on the streets are decaying
So you better go vote
and you better vote fast
For the times they are a-changin'
@ChairmanSelig @TheStalwart @tracyalloway @mansourtarek_ @luanalopeslara @tamarawinter @SeanCasten @NikkiBudzinski @iampaulgrewal @HereComesKumar @AlmostMedia @FormerCFTCGC @gurgavin @exec_sum @PopBase @LinkofSunshine @pelositracker @pitdesi @CNLiberalism @CMEGroup @drwconvexity @CharlesFLehman @ByrneHobart @tszzl @ajit @BradBourque @PEWilliams_
In most liquid futures markets, speculators account for the bulk of trading volume.
“Is it gambling?” is not the right question.
Rob Schwartz retweeted
⚖️ Could sports prediction markets reach SCOTUS in 2027? @FormerCFTCGC and I will preview the legal battle over where CFTC-regulated event contracts end and sports gambling begins.
#FIAExpo in Chicago, IL
📅 Nov. 3, 2:30 PM CST
Register here:
fia.org/fia/events/futures-o…
Rob Schwartz retweeted
We can’t sacrifice our humanity in the name of price discovery.
Betting on conflicts, airstrikes, assassinations and other serious events create a financial incentive to manipulate the most serious of events.
I spoke with Dustin Gouker of Event Horizon about how prediction markets create a new type of risk to the entities and third parties affected by their incentive structures.
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The fight for onion futures continues today in Chicago.
For those wondering how we got here, Congress banned onion futures in 1958 following market manipulation. Decades later, Hollywood successfully pushed to add a prohibition on box office event contracts.
Apparently, this debate still has a few layers left to peel back. Watch:
There’s nothing funny about onions.
University of Chicago Students to Protest at Chicago Mercantile Exchange, Demand End to Federal Ban on Onion Futures
Student-led group For Our Futures will rally Monday morning to call for repeal of the 1958 Onion Futures Act
On Monday, October 19, at 8:30 a.m., members of For Our Futures, a student-led organization from @UChicago, will gather outside the Chicago Mercantile Exchange (@CMEGroup) headquarters to demand the repeal of the Onion Futures Act of 1958, a nearly 70-year-old federal law prohibiting futures trading in onions.
The Onion Futures Act, enacted following allegations of market manipulation in the 1950s, singled out onions for a prohibition on futures contracts that remains in effect today. For Our Futures is calling on Congress to repeal the ban and restore the ability of onion growers, buyers, and traders to participate in a regulated futures market. Onions remain the only commodity banned from futures trading in the United States.
The protest will feature a giant inflatable onion costume, protest signs, and dozens of students, and will take place outside the headquarters of CME Group, one of the world's largest derivatives marketplaces and the historic center of American onion futures trading.
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“Commonly known to the trade as a swap.” I’ve been saying this for a year and a half. To Congress. In print. Good job CFTC for picking up on this. A citation wouldn’t have killed them. 😡 morganlewis.com/-/media/file…
.@CFTC Seeks Public Comment on Notice of Proposed Rulemaking Concerning the Inclusion of Certain Event Contracts in the Definition of Swap: cftc.gov/PressRoom/PressRele…
Rob Schwartz retweeted
On stage discussing all things Prediction Markets with @mansourtarek_ @Kalshi Tom Sexton @NFA_News & @FormerCFTCGC @MorganLewisLaw @DigitalChamber Chicago Signal Forum!!
This might carry more weight with a body not comprised entirely of nerds.
Rob Schwartz retweeted
Predict 2026: CFTC, states battle over regulatory authority cdcgaming.com/predict-2026-c… via @CDCNewswire
Rob Schwartz retweeted
Nice write-up of a fun panel discussion this morning, moderated by @FormerCFTCGC. Thanks @DealFlowPREDICT for having me.
Predict 2026: CFTC, states battle over regulatory authority cdcgaming.com/predict-2026-c… via @CDCNewswire
Rob Schwartz retweeted
For a few hours on Sunday night, prediction markets were pricing a second plague case in Russia as a coin flip.
But by Monday morning, most of that momentum was gone.
A lab worker at a Russian plague research institute died last week, reportedly days after breaking a test tube containing pneumonic plague.
Nearly 200 people are under medical observation while Russia calls it
"pneumonia of unknown etiology."
Secretary of State Marco Rubio weighed in, saying: "I don't think it's cause for alarm, but it is cause for focus and a cause just to keep an eye on it."
Traders on Kalshi and Polymarket seem to agree.
@betint_ai is tracking 12 NEW prediction markets involving this potential outbreak alongside spikes in markets that price when and if there will be another pandemic.
open.substack.com/pub/betbre…

























