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Raised on hose water & neglect

Joined April 2017
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I used to be terrified of Darth Nihilius when I was young ngl I had to force my dad to learn the canon with me lmao
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If you want a picture of America over the next 10 years - look at England. Have a nice day.
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HAPPY END OF POLITICAL ADS DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE 🥹🥹
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"Obi-Wan, the council was trying to highlight the advantages of immigration from the southern galactic sectors and your Padawan has been replying to everyone with that map"
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"I am deporting your cheap labor, Boomer. Pray I don't deport your mail-order bride."
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What a heartbreaking week it has been. Sir Patrick Stewart was a friend, a colleague, and a magnificent actor. From the stage to the bridge of the Enterprise, he brought intelligence, grace, and a deep sense of humanity to everything he did. Captain Picard stood for the best of us, and so did the man who played him. I was filled with affection and admiration for him and his work. My heart goes out to Sunny and his family. He will be deeply missed.
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I’m sorry, I still cant get over this… Cockroach Sauce… Not ancient, supernatural haunted Lake mojo… Cockroach Sauce… There is trying to add something new and exciting to the mythos and then there is taking a shit on it just for the LOLs…
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Vince Carter might have the best college basketball mixtape ever 🔥✈️
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Let's keep in mind @A24 fired Bryan Fuller who had competed scripts and ready to shoot. To start all over again. What you see is what A24 wanted to go with instead. Are there good parts, moments, characters and kills.... sure. Linda is great as Pamela. The show fails to understand Friday the 13th, force a retcon while key jangling, nostalgia baiting and easter egging 12 different franchises. It's not fresh, it's not exciting it's Bates Motel w/ scifi. The difference? Bates Motel had a lane, understood the assignment and delivered for multiple seasons.... Friday the 13th doesn't need this level of complexity if you're legit rebooting it. This new show.... it's ok, but it fails long time fans on a multitude of levels. If you love the show, good for you. I don't. I'll watch the films and the fan films that pay more respect than this show did. I feel bad for Bryan Fuller, his work on Hannibal alone should have allowed his vision to come to fruition.
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Get ready for the "new" Crystal Lake fans who claim to be F13 fans, but to them those movies always sucked and this series is peak. You'll know them well, probably Scream 5&6, New Evil Dead, and David Gordon Green Halloween fans too.
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You couldn't invent a more sophisticated form of birth control than a society where women can't be sexy and men can't tell jokes.
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2009 national champions Ty Lawson and Tyler Hansbrough
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The Sayon Keita possession. He was tremendous throughout blitzing the ball screen. Then he hedges & recovers. Length forces an errant pass. Finally, every good modern day big man must rim run on offense. I love his ability to move his feet. @TarHeel_247
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I wonder if in the future we’ll look back on men like these, now passed, as part of a bygone era lost forever. A mystery to a soft and complacent and safetyist culture that sees this — hard men of determination, confidence, sacrifice, and bold vision — as some moral impishness to assuage their own shortcomings. And not just in sports, but the ethos of the American Man whose heart is grounded in a code of character and responsibility but whose spirit is always on the horizon.
ESPN’s tribute to the one and only Mike Ditka:
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Western civilization is worth defending.
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Which way, Western man?
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This is my political ideology
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Rubio knows what time it is for the West. Fight or die o’clock.
.@SecRubio: "It has become fashionable today to believe that enlightened foreign policy means prioritizing the global community over one's own people. Here too, we have much to learn from the men of ancient Greece — because they knew that there was nothing selfish or wrong about loyalty to your nation, nor anything selfish or wrong about fighting to defend its interests above all else."
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Patrick Ewing didn’t know it yet but this was basically what the rest of his career was going to look like …
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