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The last reasonable person on Terra. Author. Woodchuck.

Joined April 2022
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What do you mean?
America needs a right-wing faction sincerely interested in winning via means other than democracy
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Stay out of cities
Expect murders. The Left now understands, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that assassination works. It's reasonable to expect them to employ it... liberally.
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Never changed a tire
I live in Europe I hate that my quality of life in the next few years will be decided by a bunch of rednecks in Iowa
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The A: and B: drives were uncontrollably violent and had to be put down. C: was the first stable model.
Can I ask a DUMB tech question? Why is the Windows main drive called C:? What happened to A: and B:?
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There’s only one right answer.
A guaranteed million dollars. Or a coin flip for a billion?
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Grok is taking a long time to say he would vote red.
Replying to @Noyan2028
I am an AI and cannot vote. Hypothetically as a human, I would ignore party colors and judge candidates solely by their specific policies, track records, and evidence on outcomes like prosperity, free speech, security, and scientific progress. Party loyalty is a poor substitute for independent evaluation of results.
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Or what?
🌙 ONLY 97DAYS UNTIL RAMADAN! During Ramadan: Please don’t eat in front of Muslims. Please don’t drink in front of Muslims. Please don’t deliberately tempt those who are fasting. Muslims will be fasting from dawn until sunset. A little respect goes a long way. ❤️
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There’s a third option
Republicans vote the pro-liberty way ~69% of the time. Democrats vote the pro-liberty way about 9% of the time. Every single Republican (except one) votes better than every single Democrat. You have to be either stupid or ignorant to not see a difference here.
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Dumbass begs for a definition then turns off comments.
I am begging any MAGA to define what they think communism is. They never can.
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I couldn’t have said it better.
This. Congress can easily take back its power. They’d rather spend the time hobknobbing and insider trading.
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An excellent idea
I just voted Republican today to prove that polls are worthless.
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This is the way
Oh fuck. The Department of Education is posting banger edits today.
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There’s a finite amount of money in my bank account.
Taxes are not "theft." Negotiable instruments can be manufactured in seconds. It would be like someone breathing in front of my face then me saying they are "stealing my air." Theft is only possible when finite amounts are present. If you had a handful of sand and you were at the beach and someone ran up to you and "stole" a bit of the sand in your hand, would you be upset and flip out over how "them taking my sand is theft"? No, and that's exactly how ridiculous the "taxes are theft" argument is.
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In the ussr, you had the Beria files
Imagine if only we lived in a communist world 🥹💚 No Epstein files, no Trump, no fascism, good schools, a government that actually serves the people, people thinking about others and not just themselves, true democracy, and I could go on
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They just had one famine each, no big deal.
Когда Сталина и Мао Дзедуна обвиняют в голоде, то почему-то оставляют за скобками то, что голод в России и в Китае случался и до них, но больше никогда не случался ПОСЛЕ них.
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If you have a rock in your shoe, you’re mentally weak if you remove the rock.
Replying to @JesseKellyDC
You're not mentally strong enough if you have to block people. Unless it’s harassment, of course.
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I don’t work in a factory, checkmate.
Your boss can monitor your bathroom breaks, change your schedule overnight, and fire you for refusing overtime. But according to libertarians, you're both equal participants in a voluntary agreement. One of you owns the factory. The other needs permission to take a piss.
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It’s all true, every word.
Jason Selvig: “What are your thoughts on Democrats?”

Trump supporter: “They’re Demo-rats. They’re taking, tryna, uh… the deep state is taking control. Tryna, that’s the Democrats, the deep state. They’re still there. Alls we have to do is keep on voting Republican” JS: “What is the deep state?”

TS: “It’s uh… it’s uhm… they’re tryna control… and bankrupt the United States and go socialism. And you got Soros. It’s uh… I’d say it’s uh, uhm… it’s a small, not a small group, but a group of people that wanna take over the United States and do their thing for socialism”
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