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SB LX CHAMPIONS 🏆 SEATTLE #Seahawks | JSN for MVP | Will follow back fans | Professional shit talker | Fuck the 49ers and fuck the rams

Seattle, WA
Joined October 2026
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Am I the only one who thinks QN being ruled out improves our oline? Zabel was a disaster at RG and needs more time, and Abe Lucas seemingly plays better with Bradford in the lineup too
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What the fuck
Mike Macdonald said in addition to Sam Darnold out, the Seahawks will also be without: T Charles Cross G Quenton Nelson LB Uchenna Nwosu WR Rashid Shaheed DT Leonard Williams NT Brandon Pili. Nelson needs a minor knee procedure and is week to week. Not going on IR.
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I have so much respect for Ben Johnson Bears fans yall got yourselves a special one
“You’re a pain in the ass to get ready for, you have a damn good team” - Ben Johnson
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I can’t wait for Drew to come in and win against Arizona and Vegas only for Sam to come back after the bye for the Niners game and shit the bed again All hell is going to break loose
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If Kubiak stays one more year do we go back 2 back? Curious how he would’ve handled the rb situation
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Remember when we traded for Shaheed midseason because he’s a “deep ball threat” And then paid him $17 million per year HAHAHAHAHA FUCK MY LIFE
After some exhaustive All-22 research, I present to you every single completed Seahawks pass of 20+ air yards beyond the LOS to non-JSN targets. We are just about halfway through the 2026 season.
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Going through the emotions of beating the Chiefs (I was at the game) and immediately trading for Quentin Nelson, only to get our asses kicked by the Bears a week later, is really hard to accept This hurts man. Season is basically over because of those shitty losses
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The Darnold end zone pick that didn’t count is almost unlucky for us because it made Darnold’s performance even more inexcusable lol
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WE HAVE A HOF LEFT GUARD AND RAN RIGHT ALL NIGHT FLEURY WHAT THE FUCK
Quenton Nelson’s first game as a Seattle Seahawk
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Pretty hilarious that two of the biggest heroes from last week’s KC win were benched. Wilson and Bradford
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Seattle is gonna beat Arizona and Vegas and Mike is gonna use that to justify keeping Fleury. I’m calling it
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Hiring Fleury is a product of us winning the Super Bowl. Couldn’t hire anyone till mid February and by then all of the decent play callers were taken
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I’m gonna say the same thing I said after Denver: DO NOT TRADE FOR A RUNNING BACK it’s not worth giving up future picks for a season that’s going nowhere. We aren’t winning the Super Bowl this year, that should be obvious right now
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Forgot what belt to ass felt like Fuck
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Sam “get everyone involved” Darnold
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Can’t wait to watch Mike’s postgame press “This isn’t on Sam, we need to help him more” “Fleury is doing a great job, we need to help him more as a team” “Didn’t play complementary football” Insert some shit about chasing edges
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Seattle down 3 scores with 7 mins left and Fleury running huddle offense trying to establish the run 💀💀💀 Unserious offense that starts with the OC.
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Bears fans giving me shit It’s all good I can take it, yall were the better team today You still don’t wanna play us in the playoffs once we get our offense figured out. Go Hawks
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Is there any way Mike would move off Fleury midseason? We have the best WR in the world and our offense is unwatchable
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