Podcast & songs from @charlesraustin @Lowenaffchen | Patreon: https://xitter.cf/t.co/AKe1xOR9tJ | Discord: https://xitter.cf/t.co/3FBrPOkrYW
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The first episode of Triumph Tuesday is here. Tune in for the latest tips and tricks in business, finance, and DJing
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Sean Diddy Combs is getting Hennessy, nudes, and Chinese-style massages in prison. Plus, there should have been an episode of Home Improvement where Tim Allen helps the Grateful Dead fix the Wall of Sound.
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Launched an audio/MIDI plugin "brand" with my homie today. Our first one is a creative MIDI transformation / performance tool called Guardrail. We spent 3 years developing it and I can promise you it was made by cool humans and not cynically vibe-coded!
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Brother John's new material still goes, Paul McCartney's new kids movie probably goes, & Lil Boosie's new A.I.-powered website posits that the rap game should feel more like dealing with your health insurance provider.
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Do They Have Pizza Friday in Prison?
Gene Simmons hawks sodas, Meek Mill misses Lion King and Sega, and Peter Griffin is lowkey stupid but a better father to his children than Elon Musk.
w/ @charlesraustin & @Lowenaffchen
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A Good Charlotte fan steals an ambulance with a patient in the back and slams it into a wall… Is this viral marketing for GTA6? Plus George Harrison's love of Austin Powers and a new nepo baby stage at Reading and Leeds. @charlesraustin & @Lowenaffchen
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i love that whenever they think of mgk, they think of me
@josiahhughes helps @charlesraustin and @Lowenaffchen make sense of MGK's career trajectory and BluntMan gets arrested for having blunts.
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Chaturbate for God
Pat McAfee drops some slop, Frankie Valli retires and un-retires, and the Beatles movies dramatize the lads walking across a damn street.
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Still thinking about Diogenes writing “an honest man” in the Death Note
Wife, Pipe, and Bestie
In the Sopranos finale, A.J. used the Death Note to kill Tony and then MGK rapped about it. Meanwhile artists from Motley Crue to Tyga are embracing the wonders of A.I. slop.
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Chaturbate for God
Pat McAfee drops some slop, Frankie Valli retires and un-retires, and the Beatles movies dramatize the lads walking across a damn street.
with @charlesraustin & @Lowenaffchen
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Wife, Pipe, and Bestie
In the Sopranos finale, A.J. used the Death Note to kill Tony and then MGK rapped about it. Meanwhile artists from Motley Crue to Tyga are embracing the wonders of A.I. slop.
with @charlesraustin & @Lowenaffchen
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Portal Potty
Festivalgoers are passing around Katy Perry and a box/bag of piss. Boy George, the self-appointed King of the Jews, is opposed by a man named Pontius.
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All the latest stories in music are about pissing and shitting and farting. There's just no getting around it. Also The Hague is having a Shrek Rave to lure Netanyahu to the ICC with the type of lame rave Zionists love.
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People Who Can From Nothing
Muppets are predisposed to be bad musicians (not enough fingers) and waterpark line-skipper Boosie tried to buy a Trump pardon from Jacob Wohl.
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The tragic and unforeseeable divorce of Jelly Roll and Bunnie XO is undercut by juvenile stories about stage pooping and crowd pooping.
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me when we started this book: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!
me by the end of this book: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.
We finally finished this stupid book. @Lowenaffchen has had a revelatory vision of Muhammad but @charlesraustin and @RahRahRaina are still waiting
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We finally finished this stupid book. @Lowenaffchen has had a revelatory vision of Muhammad but @charlesraustin and @RahRahRaina are still waiting
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surrounded by white walls
Female jinns, Gandhi lasagna, white walls, 2.3 trillion galaxies, and the drug you've never heard of.
It's Ataraxia Book Club Part 2 with @ZeroSuitCamus @RahRahRaina @Lowenaffchen and @charlesraustin
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Female jinns, Gandhi lasagna, white walls, 2.3 trillion galaxies, and the drug you've never heard of.
It's Ataraxia Book Club Part 2 with @ZeroSuitCamus @RahRahRaina @Lowenaffchen and @charlesraustin
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