33, she/her 🦄 I don’t actually remember reading, once I opened the app I blacked out as the spirit of Nora Darhk's quote possessed my mortal body once again.

the waverider
Joined March 2009
and my fav genre of movie is 2000s girly flicks where the jerk doesn’t end up with any of the girls and they all become besties!!
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happy 15th anniversary to emily and josh ❤️ met on the set of revenge, together since s1. now, almost 8 years married, parents to 2 baby girls and their fur baby frankie the fact that they got engaged on the 2nd anniversary of the series finale and got married 5 years later on the exact date their tv wedding aired! they're THE blueprint for tv-to-irl couple
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Replying to @LagunaBiotchIG
"Hi darling what's your first name" a man about to queen out with the most fed up 22 year old you've ever seen
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One thing I do enjoy about Kitchen Nightmares is that Gordon loves to gossip with the hostesses. He lovesss to get them to talk shit with him
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“ Hey,sweetheart! Daddy’s home! ”
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Today is National Black Cat Day.
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SHE WAS THE LAST FLUENT SPEAKER OF HERO ANCESTRAL LANGUAGE, SO SHE DEVOTED THE FINAL DECADES OF HER LIFE TO MAKING SURE 6,000 WORDS WOULD NOT DIE WITH HER. WOMEN GET SHIT DONE❤️
Marie Wilcox realized she was the last person on Earth who could speak the Wukchumni anguage fluently, so at 82, she taught herself to use a computer and spent seven years typing a 6,000 word Wukchumni dictionary, the first written record of the language in history, to save it from extinction.
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I do not care how cringe people think this is, They are right. The internet used to be fun and it belonged to all of us. And it still can be if we fight for it.
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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God it's crazy how much more he stands out with his own unique design in that bright white suit, they NEED to bring it back
a petición popular (4 gatos): versión con los brazos blancos, y algún que otro retoque más
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It's been 15 years but it's still so awesome that the MCU Avengers were brought together by the death of Phil Coulson, who immediately returned to life and went on to have more screentime than any of them across hundreds of TV episodes and the movies just never mention him again
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Jack Antonoff tells Ed Sheeran to “stand the f*ck up” after Macklemore was fired from his tour for showing support to Palestine: “it’s not in any way a strange, uncomfortable or controversial thing to say [Free Palestine], it’s a deeply human thing to say. If you think it is [controversial] you’re lost in some other sauce that is so crazy. They’re going to let some f*cking promoter tell me what I can say? Don’t book me. I’ll play for free outside. [Ed Sheeran] missed a massive, beautiful opportunity there: just cancel the whole fucking tour, then play for free outside each venue, raise a bunch of money, rather than let a fucking billionaire tell you what to do. The reason it’s not an anomaly or niche issue is because we all live in a world where billionaires are constantly telling us what to do. So stand the f*ck up.” (theguardian.com/music/2026/o…)
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person married to a (cisgender, heterosexual) sexual predator and famous because of an lgbt fanbase devotes her life to smearing queer people as predators, what can you even say
Nicki Minaj while speaking at Trump’s rally today in Michigan: “We want our children to grow up in a place where we can proud of, we don’t want our children to be bombarded with sex changes, right?”
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Absolute Wonder Woman Akira Homage by Javier Fernandez completes The Trinity!
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She should and Jen from Agatha All Along needs to be there as well given that she’s his cousin
Laura Donnelly is reportedly being considered to reprise her role as Elsa Bloodstone in ‘GHOST RIDER’. (via: @JamesMackwl)
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I personally think that if you’re gonna make a “worst ship poll” that you should do it without using edits cuz that’s someone’s hard work and love for a ship going into something so negative
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He has lived so many lives
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This poorly-worded tweet almost made me quit my job and spend my days hanging around a swimming pool changing room
After taking the kids swimming I quickly check the empty lockers for any left over £1 coins. I earn over £100k per annum
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I bet you have seen those videos showing how UK supermarkets are dumping huge amounts of in date food because they don't want to give it away. Meanwhile the UK govt is telling you to stockpile food for war. They think you are stupid.
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I KNOW U FUCKING LYING LMFAOOOO
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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