thinking about the time the girl i was dating went out with her friends for halloween and it was the next day and i hadn’t heard from her and i thought she was out cheating but thankfully she just drank herself nearly to death and needed to be airlifted to a hospital phew
“idk what im gonna do with these flowers, ive never liked flowers! omg im such a hoe”
-my hg after going on a date with a nice young man 🤣🤣🤣



