Francis has made me realize there’s more to life than just being cheap. Being on paternal leave from Tele2 is lonely so I thought this Twitter thing might help.
At home - USA
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I’ve got this itch in my hoofs. Must be the getting-back-to-work-itch. Look out Tele2ians, I’m back. So long Twitter, it’s been fun.
Going back to work will be easy. Parental leave made me faster, stronger and able to handle crying minions. Management training by Francis
Preparing for my getting-back-to-work ceremony. I have requested “Hello, is it me you’re looking for” to be played in offices when I enter
Fiiiiinally back home. My God that was a long trip. Being a parent is tough. It’s like being a Navy SEAL, but with finger paint and naps
Stopped by Starbucks for their 31 ounce cup of caffeine craziness. I threw it in my face. Wide awake.
Francis has been asleep this whole time. Been dragging the little one along in the baby carrier through six city tours.
Wohoo! We are here! Now I’ll show Francis all my favorite Santa Barbara spots. The Museum of Art, The Botanical Gardens, Stearns Wharf…
Just got a ticket for driving too slow on the highway. Hey, officer- I’m just protecting my child, IF THAT’S OK WITH YOU, SIR
Ok, here we go. First road trip. This is great. Just me and Francis. I’m gonna be extra careful know. Take no risks whatsoever.
Just done packing for the trip! 4g phone- check, GPS- check, extra speakers- check, car adapters- check. All set! Oh, wait. Francis. Phew
We decided to go on a road trip to Santa Barbara! Well, I decided. Francis seems more interested in my new mini tablet.
Trying different food combos. You know what’s really badass? Mashed baby food peas on a quesadilla party platter.
This is my Burt-Reynolds-by-the-fire-place-pose. Don’t know Burt Reynolds? Google him. Or maybe not. I don’t know.
Just going through some modeling jobs I did recently. Whatever. Nothing special. Just my usual James Bond look.
1 out of 2 Swedes are now connecting to the internet on their phone! 1 out of 1 sheep in the tech biz is doing it the 4G way.
My God! Francis almost downloaded the iVIP Black app from iTunes for 1,000 dollars. THIS close. I mean come on. Really!?
I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I look like George Clooney on several occasions. So there you go