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When a man you don't even know is convicted of raping / sexually assaulting several women by a jury and your first instinct is to rush out to defend him online, you are telling the world exactly who you are
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BREAKING: MAGA nut and actor Russell Brand was just found guilty of rape and 3 counts of sexual assault in London. He will be sentenced on Monday and the sentence will likely be a decade or longer. Another creep off the streets
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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So the leader of AfD is a lesbian foreigner married to an immigrant?
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‼️BREAKING ‼️ As the Bering Strait and -sea was discovered by a Dane, His Majesty king Frederik has decided to rename them. So from now on: Strait of Denmark and Sea of Denmark THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER Stay tuned for updates…
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Matteus 25, 31-46. Just saying. I øvrigt må du gerne lige fortælle os hvor Jesus fordømmer homoseksuelle i Biblen.
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14 year heroin addict who sounds like he’s gargling ground glass & has a serious case of the shakes spews lies about vaccines as the president sleeps & shits himself while the NodBot (no one knows who or what the fuck she is) nods & sways. Fucking surreal.
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Yaqoub, hvad med de der sidder øverst til højre? Har du også en opsang til dem?
Hvorfor er det altid os, der bliver talt negativt om? Jeg er ligeglad med dit tørklæde. Jeg er ligeglad med dit skæg. Jeg er ligeglad med, hvilken religion eller kultur du har. Men nogle danske muslimer gør det virkelig svært for sig selv og for deres trosfæller. Lad mig starte med at sige, at det faktisk glæder mig at se de piger til fodbold arrangementet i går. Det glæder mig, at de deltager og viser engagement i større fælles arrangementer. Dejligt at se! Men hvorfor skal I endnu en gang ødelægge billedet af jer selv? Der blev holdt et minuts stilhed for en mand, en familiefar og ægtemand, der på tragisk vis blev tæsket ihjel. Men hvad gør man? Jo, man vælger ikke at rejse sig op, som alle andre på stedet gjorde. Der findes to klip af piger med tørklæde, mens det ene minuts stilhed foregik: Det ene, hvor de står op og griner, og det andet, hvor de nægter at rejse sig op i solidaritet. Jeg ved selvfølgelig ikke, hvorfor de griner, og derfor skal jeg ikke tillægge det en bestemt betydning. Men det ser ikke godt ud i den situation. Mange har skrevet og vist deres forargelse over klippet med pigerne. Derfor vil jeg skrive noget lidt anderledes: Hvis I piger læser med, så håber jeg, at I næste gang viser mere respekt. Både for den tragiske hændelse, men også for den kultur og de traditioner, der kan være forbundet med lignende arrangementer. Det kræver faktisk ikke meget at rejse sig op. Det havde set fantastisk ud, hvis I på lige fod med jeres medmennesker havde vist den dræbte mands familie lidt omsorg, respekt og medmenneskelighed. Og I kan ikke skyde skylden på nogen andre. Det her er alene på jeres egen regning, og I må forvente kritik. Men jeg håber, at I lærer af det og bliver klogere fremover.
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Replying to @maximumpain333
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Replying to @FruBreindahl
Iran har ikke været en reel trussel mod USA I årevis. Det er rent provokation for at starte en krig. Trump ved han er upopulær og ved at han må give nøglerne videre. Han ved også at midtvejsvalget nærmer sig og han kan miste flertallet. Han har desperat brug for en sejr.
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Replying to @PressSec
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Replying to @PressSec
CHETTER DISPATCH – EDITION 065 September 23, 2025 WHEN PRIDE LEADS TO PUBLIC HUMILIATION The President of the United States stood at the UN today and told Europe it is destroying itself. He mocked green energy as a scam. He called climate scientists stupid. He shamed nations for protecting immigrants. The room went cold. America was humiliated. Trump turned the world stage into a campaign rally. He boasted about tariffs that have tanked our trade relationships. He bragged that NATO is weak without him, while NATO forces are literally defending Europe from Russian drones. He insulted our allies with the smug grin of a man who thinks bullying is strength. This is not leadership. It is spectacle. He lied about America’s economy. He lied about foreign policy wins. He lied about his own record. While the world pleads for unity in the face of war and climate disaster, Trump served up self-congratulation and playground insults. Europe did not laugh with him. They stared. Some rolled their eyes. Others whispered to their neighbors. The man who claims to be the defender of the West looked like a drunk wedding guest who grabbed the microphone and would not let go. Humiliation is the price we now pay for Trump’s pride. Every American who believes in dignity and truth felt it. This is not about left or right. It is about a nation made small by the ego of one man. Until next time, Chetter@ ChetterHub One voice. One dispatch. One message: Pride without truth leads only to shame.
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Replying to @WUTangKids
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Er der nogen der kan hjælpe her?
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Trump officially entered the psychotic emperor phase. He’s not coming back. The Pope image was it. That was the line. He crossed it and kept walking. This isn’t trolling anymore. This is clinical delusion. The tariffs on movies. Reopening Alcatraz. These aren’t policies. This is a man deep in a psychotic loop thinking revenge is leadership and trolling is governance. He’s in a feedback loop with his cult. Every time he does something more insane, MAGA cheers louder. And every cheer convinces him he’s still the chosen one. So he takes it further. And further. He’s not trying to win. He’s trying to feel worship. He’s not making decisions. He’s playing dress-up in his own hallucination. And the worst part? His cult loves it. Because they’re broken like him. Because in their minds, every delusion he has is another way to “own the libs.” This is the loop now. The psychotic, delusional, final act. And MAGA is clapping along like it’s a church revival. No one’s driving the bus anymore. They’re just throwing gasoline and screaming kumbaya and Hallelujah.
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What Trump actually did… 1. Temporarily caused a stock market crash 2. Forced Canada to spend billions on a problem that doesn’t really exist 3. Permanently damaged the U.S relationship with Canada 4. Radicalized millions of Canadians against the U.S and Trump 1/3
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So, the six-time brankruptee, reality tv game show hosting, sexually abusing, serial philandering, convicted felon, business fraud, charity thief who has a new VP because his last one almost hanged, sent his eldest spawn to conquer Greenland, picked his daughter in law to run the party, a Russian asset to be DNI, a dead brain worm, bear dumping, whale decapitator for HHS, a chick who shot her own dog for Homeland Security, a Proud Boys simp to lead the FBI, a weekend Fox anchor day drunk for Sec Def and a reality tv star for Transportation wants to lecture the rest of us on “merit based” hiring? Are you fucking kidding me?
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The guy is 53 years old. He's almost a trillionaire. He employs many thousands of people. He's running multiple billion-dollar businesses. He's made the "heart with hands" gesture. 🫶 He's had access to the same historical information we all have since grade school. And, just two days before Holocaust Remembrance Day, he tells Germany's AfD it's time to move "past guilt" of the Holocaust. And you want US to believe that he doesn't know what the fucking sieg heil salute is? Get the fuck out of here with that gaslighting bullshit.
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It seems a lot of American can't conceive why Canadians are not so eager to join the union. I'll give you a few reasons: - We love our country, just you like you love yours. Things can always be better, but this will always be our home and native land. - The climate sucks, but we're used to it, and it can be quite beautiful at times. We have warm homes with warm people, winter sports, and lots of sunshine. - None of my kids have had to do active shooter drills, unlike their cousins across the border. Our cities are the safest big cities in North America. - There is no role for religion in politics. No one cares. - We never have to worry about health insurance. Granted the system can be improved, but there are no co-pays, no monthly contributions, few worries. - There's no corporate donations in politics, it was banned 20 years ago. Billionaires can't own the political system. - The media (what's left of it) is not allowed to broadcast false or misleading news. - There's no corrupt geriatric supreme court that can ruin your life. Here judges have mandatory retirement, and few Canadians can name even one of them. - Abortion has been permitted for 35 years and is a non-issue politically - There's no senate or electoral college that can keep unpopular parties in power. - Higher education is good, cheap and accessible. Few are crushed by student debt like in America. There's a million small things too, but overall, this will never stop being the most beautiful place in the world to me:
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Elon Musk is a far right conspiracy theorist, who used his vast wealth to buy a convicted felon his second term at the White House. #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #ElonMuskIsAManiac
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