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Paris, France
Joined October 2009
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Pierre Lacave retweeted
I always think of std::vector::size() as cheap. As in, it just reads the size member, or something. Of course, I'm wrong. size() is always all that cheap. In principle, it involves a division, although the compiler will likely strength reduce it a constant multiply, etc.
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Pierre Lacave retweeted
Dashboard clutter - the addition of more KPIs over time - leads to strategy clutter. The more you add, the less you (and your team!) understands your business. Then people go back to making decisions on intuition not data. Via this 😂 comic by @tomfishburne below! – at California, USA
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Pierre Lacave retweeted
If any of my Dublin contacts happen to be at #SRECon please drop by and say hi to the @CriteoEng folks. They can share SRE war stories that will make your toes curl but luckily all have happy endings 😊.
Having a good time chatting with fellow SREs at #SRECon and watching great talks both technical and inspirational. Pass by the @CriteoEng booth!
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Pierre Lacave retweeted
holy shit apple just announced a watch you can look at to see what time it is
The always-on Retina display of the Apple Watch Series 5 never sleeps so you can always see your watch face. Can always see time and complications.
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Pierre Lacave retweeted
When you book the conference room, and the last meeting runs over.
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An unusual view of St. Stephen's Green, Dublin. Photo by Max Malloy.
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Pierre Lacave retweeted
It's now much easier to visualize the hierarchical structure of the query plan in the output of EXPLAIN. #prestosql
Presto 314 is released! This version adds support for reading ZSTD and LZ4-compressed Parquet data, JSON output format for the CLI and better compatibility with @ApacheHive 2.3+ Metastore. See the full list: prestosql.io/docs/current/re… #presto #prestosql #prestodb
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Wow! I had no idea you could use the property "document.designMode" to make your whole document editable! ✍️ Great to test different texts!! ✨
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Très heureux d'apprendre dans le Parisien que l'histoire se termine bien pour notre couple préféré 💑
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New article out! Consistent Data Partitioning through Global Indexing for Large Apache #Hadoop Tables at #Uber ubere.ng/2Xzczo8 via @ubereng
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Pierre Lacave retweeted
Lolling. There is some truth in this joke indeed.
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Pierre Lacave retweeted
Ce qui est sûr c’est qu’on va tous finir rôtis comme des poulets si on ne fait rien...
Animation shows the distribution of annual average temperature anomalies due to global warming from 1850 until today. Well animated climate data. Source: buff.ly/2YBQYwx
Mai Gougl Hoome doeznt wok
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Four years ago, we open sourced Pinot, a scalable distributed data store developed to deliver real-time, low latency analytics. Today, we're excited to announce Pinot has entered Apache incubation. Read more in our latest blog: engineering.linkedin.com/blo… #opensource
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En 2019, les services clients sur Twitter pètent les plombs. Je ne sais pas pourquoi @LaRedouteFr VEUT A TOUT PRIX gérer le problème que j'ai avec @But (qui est moins efficace ceci dit)
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Galileo's drawings of the Moon, circa 1610
Google maps 1963 style. Hotline where people used to call to get directions before leaving their home.
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