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Fred the Turtle

@Fred_da_turtle

Level One brick layer by day, cat chaser by night. Thamesmead massive #updemtrees

 Thamesmead innit
Joined January 2013
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Difference between these two grounds? One will host European football this season..one won't. #ATFC
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Just nutted a goal in against the Cameron's init #onyaheadfred #FifaWorldCup
Come home and there's no white bread.. Ceebs for that. #fuming
Referenced Frozen in my Finals University exam .. Don't even care. Get me some grated carrot - #denchlunch
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Just finished Uni init bohhyyyy ... Booze central.
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Mans bare bored. Back to hibernation init fam.
Mans got bare graduate job. Not bad seen as I slept right through #baresmart #electronicsGCSE
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Who these clowns using my grass .. Bare dents in the floor now
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Da Fuks wit all dis precipitation Bruv... Manz think boys a turtle or some shit #cunts #armbands
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Bitch won't give up scran #knowyourroll #feedtheturtle
As it's a special occasion I wish someone would chuck a grenade at Bruno Mars to see if he'd catch it #superbowl #givehimawaynow
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Wastegash darlek fam
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Mans put that Dalek right on its back
Don't pipe up about patte on toast of you want your pint #cunt @TomWilletts12 @thebettersian
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Gash
Proper boring in town tonight, ain't even much decent skirt to knock one off to
Fuckin John lewis. I dont get Christmas either they dont make an advert for me to moan about it #bearlovers #wherestheturtlelove
Shells flooded. Send help. #thingsturtleshavenotimefor
Nice that everyone sets off fireworks to celebrate me going into hibernation #fans #fred #turtlepower
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Bought meself some nee garms, on the credit card so di'nt even pay #mugs#clobber#smart
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