I like six meals a day, if I can get them.

Georgia, USA
Joined December 2016
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My humans have changed EVERYTHING on me. New smells. New sounds. New walls. Still the same annoying cat buddy sticking around, though.
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There is a CLOSED DOOR in front of me. I reach and reach and cannot pull the knob. Does my human help me open it? No. He just sits there, laughing at me.
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I am very displeased that @ALALibrary is taking my human away for the weekend. If you are in the same boat... join me on Tumblr: petsonsuitcases.tumblr.com/ #alaac18 #alaac2018 #alaleftbehind
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I am NOT a stroppy office cat!!! I am just enthusiastic about collecting the pets that are my due.
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But of course! Libraries have always underestimated the importance of providing tuna to accompany ALL of their services. I want to talk about that. xitter.cf/LauraRuthBarry/status/…
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Upholding contracts is impawtent! xitter.cf/PlatonicFloof/status/9…
Kitten in sunbeam, as is her contractual obligation
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I'm having to work HARD this morning to get between my two humans and their reading!
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Keyboards are for rolling around on, right?
0%Yes
67%But of course
33%Naturally
3 votes • Final results
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I am Fredinator T. Cat, and I endorse this message. xitter.cf/CuriousZelda/status/97…
You go to bed You switch the light You rest your head I meow all night
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Oh woe! It has been a WHOLE HOUR since a can was opened for me!
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my name’s Freddie, wen morning tyme has come (6 sharp!); I see a crime: no can but the hoo-mans still doze: I bounce and purr; i lik the noze
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The nerve of the pink ape thing who serves us! Won't let us sharpen our claws on perfectly serviceable furniture and even goes so far as to TRIM OUR CLAWS? HUMPH!
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Today's TODO: ✔️ trap daddy's wrist while birdwatching ✔️ add to my stash under the bed manage to open the jar of treats
Don't tell my daddy, but while he's away at #c4l17 I'm going to sort his books PROPERLY for once. #AuthorMiddleNameAllTheWay
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Human last night: I can haz legroom? Me: ALL UR LEGROOM ARE BELONG TO ME
The ghost in the paper bag must be caught!
Oooooh! Daddy-human didn't lock his computer before he and Mommy left to get more cat treats!
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