@FreeDuck5

I'm just a Duck that's petting cats and printing gats in minecraft. Back from two year suspension

 swimming in your mom's pond
Joined August 2019
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Maybe the real pandemic is the government we made along the way
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Ice is calling stories "Fake and Gay" and you're blackpilling?
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
@ICEgov23h
Fake & Gay! Moussa Diawara, the Malian national featured in this shockingly poorly researched @60Minutes report, now faces allegations of immigration FRAUD after his asylum application surfaced, revealing that he claimed to be a HOMOSEXUAL man who feared persecution in Mali. Read more ⬇️
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Kelly 💫
@kelly4freedomOct 26
GM!!!!!!!
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Jonathan D. Miller@JDM4NCOct 26
I fucked up and talked to the negotiator on the phone long enough for them to box me in. They have dogs so I'm probably done for.
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Barbanova🔞@Barbanova_19h
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The Flapslack Show
@flapslackOct 21
Everyone was arguing about Shane Gillis' SNL gym joke. I sent Mystery Inc. to investigate. 🔎👣📱 SCOOBY-DOO! Shane Gillis and the Case of the Missing Clothes One sasquatch. Too many cameras. Zero gym etiquette. #ShaneGillis #Scoobydoo #SNL #AIParody
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If they didn't name her Amelia, I just can't forgive them @TRHLofficial @LordKingFigaro
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Can you imagine?
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Be prepared for the season
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That's a lot of 🍇
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Ready to start another week
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ShitpostGateway
@ShitpostGateOct 25
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Ma'am, this is a Wendy's
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@cbi_3Oct 25
Replying to @NISY1233
でかすぎてまんこに入らなかったので、（私のまんこはJapanese Style ちっちゃいまんこ）まんこは怪我していません。ありがとう。
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Goodnight
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My question is who wanted to see a naked prepubescent child? Is there a list somewhere?
Ivy✧⁠*⁠。
@WinterBornnOct 25
Hey @grok, is it true that Playboy published n*de photographs of Brooke Shields in 1976, when she was just 10 years old? What exactly happened, and how did such a controversial situation come about??
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the Duck@FreeDuckOct 25
Why not be anti-homeless and anti-disabled?
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