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I would a crawl backwards through Grand Canyon with broken glass and rusted nails piercing me my every move for a lottery ticket to take you on a date to Taylor Grocery. #wife #foid #SEC #CantKillTheColonel
Ole Doc and @Rebel_BoWal14ce will be just fine. Headed up to grandmas house this morning to grab some fire wood. Got 500 rounds of .223 and 1500 of 12ga Can’t kill this son of a bitch Yahu. #theSouthWillRise #CantKilltheColonel
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The genuine status every high value guy in #oxford finds himself in Junior year. Time to choose a wife. #whereshome #SEC #wifedat #LANK
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Halloween in #oxford costume is coming together, Big things are coming #EvilColonel hat #dox #SEC #takemebacktoSanSaba
“#OleMiss has lost much more than a game, we lost our culture, heritage and traditions. This once great institution will never be what it once was. I'd rather be 7-5 with Dixie and The Colonel than 11-1 without it” - Doc #CantKilltheColonel #SEC #SaveMeLee #WinOut 🇯🇪🇹🇹
When Pete was talking about the end goal is to finish the season with a win in Vegas. I didn’t realize this is what he had in mind. #OleMiss vs #Oregon is going to be the greatest uniform match up OAT. #ChristmasInVegas #fucktheducks
#OleMiss has lost much more than a game, we lost our culture, heritage and traditions. This once great institution will never be what it once was. I'd rather be 7-5 with Dixie and The Colonel than 11-1 without it. #CantKilltheColonel #WinOut
It is a skid mark on your grandfather’s name the player you are. Shame on Cooper for ruining the name Arch. You aren’t a #Manning they should’ve given you your mother’s maiden name Heidingsfelder. Colonel Reb is coming to avenge this tragedy. #CantKillTheColonel 🇯🇪🇹🇹
The #Rebels are outside the gates of mini Mumbai, this big 12 team you have isn’t ready for what’s coming. Colonel Reb is leading the attack. And you #Texas fans? You cannot save them. Welcome to Vaught (india) Hemingway stadium #CantKilltheColonel 🇯🇪🇹🇹
