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Lvl:31 #nsfwtwt This page is for the nerds who like their humor a little messy. Married TW: Hard Kinks

Pennsylvania, USA
Joined October 2019
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~Not new to NSFW~ •31 years old •Daddy dom/ soft dom •Sadistic pleasure dom •NSFW memes •TW: hard kinks •Nerdy and funny •Married •DMs open for friends only! #nsfwtwt
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People ask what it's like being married to her. They see the sweet smile, the way she says "yes, honey," the way she folds my shirts. They don't see the other thing. They don't see her on her knees in the kitchen at 11pm because I told her to be. Here's what they don't understand: I don't ask. I decide. She gets the look, that flicker in her eyes, and she knows the night just changed hands. No discussion. No negotiation. Just her breath going shallow and her fingers finding the hem of her dress before I've even said a word. I like to start slow. Fingers in her hair, pulling until her chin lifts. Telling her exactly what's going to happen to her and making her repeat it back. She stumbles over the words. She always does. By the time I'm finished with her she's a shaking, ruined mess on the sheets — hair everywhere, mascara gone, my handprints still pink on her hips. And the best part? She's got a meeting in the morning. She'll sit there in that nice blouse, sore, thighs aching, trying to act professional — and every time she shifts in her chair she'll remember exactly who put her there. She thinks she got lucky. She didn't. She got claimed.
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But, I brought a PowerPoint and everything!
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She thinks she runs the house. She doesn't. She runs it because I let her. The second that door clicks shut behind me, she remembers exactly who she belongs to. Last night I didn't even ask. Hand in her hair, pulled her head back so she had to look at me, told her to keep her eyes open while I worked her over. She hates that. She gets shy. She gets loud anyway. I pinned both wrists above her head with one hand and made her say please — properly, not that little whisper she tries to get away with. She got it right on the third try. Then I stopped. Right at the edge. Just to watch her squirm and bargain and promise me things she'll absolutely be held to later. She came apart shaking. Then she thanked me for it. Then she made me dinner wearing nothing but my shirt with her legs still unsteady. She's not sweet and she's not quiet. She's mine. And she'll be feeling last night every time she sits down today.
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The fake doms need to leave the community!
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I tell her to stand at the foot of the bed and not move. She does — hands clasped in front of her, chest already rising fast, flushed from the waiting alone. I take my time looking at her. That's the first thing she has to survive: being looked at. I circle her slowly, drag one knuckle down her spine, watch the goosebumps break out in a wave. She shivers. I don't touch her anywhere she actually wants me to. "Hands on the headboard," I say. "Grip it. Don't let go." She reaches up, and the stretch lifts her, pulls everything tight and pretty. I step in behind her, close enough that she can feel the heat of me through my shirt, and I put my mouth just under her ear. "You know the rules," I murmur. "You let go, we start over." She nods too fast. I bite down on the muscle of her shoulder — not hard, not yet — and her breath stutters. My hand slides up her thigh, slow, patient, stopping just short. She pushes back into me, trying to make me hurry. I don't. I drag my fingers where she's slick and ready and give her nothing but a tease, again and again, until her hips are chasing my hand and she's making that small frustrated sound I love. "Say it," I tell her. "Please." "Please what." "Please touch me. Please—" So I do. Two fingers, deep and sure, thumb working slow circles while my other hand fists in her hair and tips her head back against my shoulder. Her knuckles go white on the headboard. She's shaking, holding on, and I can feel her tightening around me, right at the edge. "Not yet," I say. "Wait for me." She whimpers. She waits. She's so good. "Now." And she comes apart on my hand, hard, gasping my name, and I don't stop — I keep going through every last shudder until she's sagging back into my chest and laughing breathlessly. Then I gather her up, kiss her forehead, and tell her how good she was.
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The Blindfold I fold the silk once, twice, and hold it up where she can see it. "Last chance to say no." She doesn't say no. She just tips her chin, that small defiant thing she does, and I have to fight a smile as I settle it over her eyes and knot it at the back. The room goes dark for her. Everything else stays exactly where it was. "Colour?" "Green." "Good girl. Now hold still." I don't touch her. That's the whole first minute — just standing behind her, close enough that she can hear me breathe, and letting her imagination do the work. She lasts about forty seconds before her weight shifts, and I watch her hands twitch at her sides, wanting something to hold. "Where are you going?" I ask. "Nowhere." "Then stop fidgeting." She stops. Her jaw tightens, but she stops, and I can see her concentrating on it, can see how much the stillness costs her. I reward it by finally running one finger up the inside of her arm — slow, from wrist to elbow to shoulder — and she shivers hard enough to rattle the silk. "That's one," I say. "One what?" "One touch. You'll get as many as you earn. Count them for me." "Counting—" She swallows. "How many do I have to earn?" "All of them." I start again at her wrist. She gets to four before her voice cracks on the number, and by seven she's swaying on her feet like standing is a skill she's losing. I step in behind her, chest to her back, and let her lean. My mouth finds the hinge of her jaw. "Colour?" "Green," she says, too fast, almost a gasp. "Green, green—" "Careful. That's a lot of confidence for someone who can't see me." I slide the silk up off her eyes, and she blinks at me, pupils blown, mouth open, wrecked. I hold her chin steady and make her look at me while she catches her breath. "You did well," I say. "Now we do it again, and this time you don't get to count." Her knees nearly go. I catch her before they do.
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"Good girl," he murmurs against her ear, and she feels it everywhere. His hand is already between her legs, two fingers working slow and deliberate, thumb circling while she writhes against the sheets. "Daddy's going to fill you up tonight. All of it. You're going to take everything I give you." She nods, breathless, and he laughs low. "Words, little one." "Yes, Daddy. Please." The first plug is small, warmed in his palm before he slicks it. He works it in while she's still gasping around his fingers, watching her back arch, watching the way her thighs tremble when it seats. "There it is. Look at you. Already so full and we're not even close." He doesn't rush. He never does. A second, thicker one, then the stretch of the third — her hands fisting the sheets, a broken little whine climbing out of her throat. He keeps one hand flat on the small of her back, holding her still, murmuring praise like a prayer. So good. So brave. Taking it so well for me. "One more," he says. "Then Daddy's cock." By the time he finally lines up and pushes in, she's stretched around silicone and him at once, stuffed so full she can barely think, and the sound she makes isn't a word. He bottoms out slow, grinding, letting her feel every inch of how much room she doesn't have. "That's it. Take all of it." She does. She always does. And when he starts to move — deep, steady, the plugs shifting with every thrust — she comes apart beneath him with his name in her mouth and his hand wrapped in her hair. "Again," he says. "You're not done."
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He doesn't knock. He doesn't ask. That's the whole arrangement — you said yes once, a long time ago, and that yes is standing permission. You're at the sink when his hand slides up the back of your thigh, thumb hooking the hem of your skirt like he's checking the time. "Keep washing," he says, and you do, hands in warm water, until he's pressed against you and the dishes rattle and you're gripping the edge of the counter because your knees have already given up. He takes what's his the way he always does — slow at first, then not slow at all — one hand fisted in your hair, mouth at your ear telling you what a good girl you are, how he's been thinking about this since he left for work, how the only thing that gets him through the day is knowing where you'll be when he gets home. Yours. And when it's over he doesn't let go right away. He stays there, breathing against your neck, still inside you, still hard, and says, "Don't move. I'm not done." Because he never is. That's the deal. He can have you in the kitchen, in the hallway, half-asleep at 2am, in the middle of a sentence — and the best part is how it stopped feeling like a surprise and started feeling like weather. Constant. Expected. His. You stopped locking doors a long time ago.
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Daddy doesn't rush. He takes his time with you the way a man takes his time with something he plans to ruin slowly — one hand spread flat on your stomach to keep you where he put you, the other working you with the kind of patience that makes you want to cry before he's even started. "Count for me," he says, low and easy, like he's asking about the weather. You get to three before the numbers start coming out wrong. Four is a whimper. Five is his name. By six you're not counting at all, just making sound, and he hums against your throat like that's the answer he wanted anyway. "That's my girl. Brain's gone already, isn't it." You nod because nodding is all that's left. Your thighs are shaking, your thoughts have gone soft and white and stupid, and every time you think he'll let you breathe he leans in and says one more, little one, one more and your body just — obeys. Doesn't ask you first. Doesn't check with your brain, which packed up and left two orgasms ago. By the last one you're crying a little, the good kind, the kind that comes with his thumb on your cheek and his voice in your ear telling you how perfect you are, how well you're taking it, how he's not stopping until you can't remember your own name. And when you finally shatter apart under him, he catches you. Holds you through the shaking. Kisses your damp forehead and tells you he's got you. You're not sure you'll ever think straight again.
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The rope comes out of the drawer without a word. That's how she knows. He doesn't ask; he just takes her wrist, wraps the soft black cord twice, and ties it off to the headboard with the calm of a man who has all night. "Comfortable?" She nods. He pulls the knot snug anyway. By the time both arms are up and her ankles are spread and fastened, she's already breathing through her mouth, already tugging just to feel the give and finding almost none. He steps back and looks at her — really looks — the way a man looks at something that belongs to him. "Look at you," he says softly. "All laid out and nowhere to go." Then his mouth is on her and there's nothing to hold onto. No hands to bury in his hair, no way to pull him where she wants him. He kisses down her sternum, drags his teeth along her hip, presses his palm flat to her belly to hold her still when she starts to buck. He licks her slow, lazy, patient — takes her right to the edge and then stops, chin wet, grinning up at her while she whines. "Not yet, little one." He does it again. And again. Until her thighs are shaking against the rope and she's begging in that cracked, humiliating little voice. Only then does he climb over her and take what he wants. Slow at first, deep enough to make her gasp, one hand fisted in her hair so she has to look at him while he does it. Then harder — no rhythm she can predict, no pace but his own, using her body exactly the way he pleases while she just lies there and takes it and loves it. "Good girl," he murmurs against her throat. "Just like that. Take it." And she does.
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I am going to fully break your pretty little brain!
You counted wrong on purpose, to see if I'd notice. I noticed. "Start over. From one. And mean it this time." You got to four before your voice went. I let it go. Generous of me, and you knew it, and you thanked me after.
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You still are going to, aren't you?
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He stands over her, arms crossed, just watching. She’s blindfolded, gagged, wrists bound behind her back, kneeling on the floor. Every small shift of her body is on full display for him. Her thighs press together, then ease apart again. Her hips roll in tiny, restless circles she can’t stop. The gag forces soft, muffled sounds from her throat each time she squirms. He doesn’t touch her. Doesn’t speak. Just lets the silence stretch while her body betrays her. A shiver runs down her spine. Her shoulders flex against the restraints. Her breathing turns shallow and uneven as she tries, and fails, to stay still under his gaze. The more she moves, the more he enjoys the show: the way her chest rises and falls, the way her thighs tremble, the helpless little wriggles that give away exactly how wound-up she is. He smiles to himself, patient, letting her squirm for him a little longer.
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Go out and vote if you can!
I just want to say for all my American little beans out there, go vote if you can! I will give you all the praise if you do!
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He kept her on the edge for hours. Tied to the bed, blindfold soft against her eyes, legs spread wide and held open. Every time her breathing got ragged and her hips started to lift, he slowed his fingers, or pulled his mouth away, or stopped the vibrator just short of letting her fall. “Not yet,” he murmured against her thigh, voice low and steady. “You don’t come until I say.” She begged. She sobbed. She promised him anything. He only smiled, kissed the inside of her knee, and started again, slow circles, firm pressure, the exact rhythm she needed and the exact denial she hated. By 3 a.m. she was shaking, soaked, voice gone hoarse from pleading. He never rushed. He never let her tip over. Just kept her there, right on the knife’s edge, all night long, owned, aching, and completely his.
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This sounds like a perfect little toy!
I want to have a little toy that I can use however and whenever I want! I want then put them in a cage while I am at work, so they are all mine! Someone whose whole life would be pleasing me! Cook food for me and drain my balls!
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He’s got her legs spread wide, wrists pinned above her head, and that wicked little vibe pressed right against her swollen clit. “That’s it, princess… take it for Daddy.” Her hips jerk helplessly every time the toy pulses. She’s already soaked through the sheets, thighs trembling, soft broken whimpers turning into high, desperate cries. He doesn’t let up. Not when she begs. Not when her eyes roll back. Not when her toes curl and her whole body arches off the bed. “Too much—Daddy, it’s too much—” “No such thing,” he murmurs against her ear, voice dark and low. He switches the setting higher. The overstimulation hits her like a wave and she shatters again, gushing, sobbing, drooling onto the pillow as her mind blanks out completely. He keeps the toy there, slow and relentless, watching her fall apart. By the time he finally pulls it away she’s a wrecked, twitching mess, lips parted, spit trailing down her chin, eyes glassy and unfocused. Just his good little princess, ruined and dripping and completely gone for him.
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He held the door for her at the restaurant like she was the only woman in the room. Hand low on the small of her back, voice soft when he ordered for her, eyes never leaving hers while the rest of the table talked. Outside he walked on the street side, kissed her temple under the streetlights, called her his princess loud enough for anyone passing by to hear. People smiled. She glowed. The second the hotel door locked behind them the mask came off. He shoved her against the wall, one hand around her throat, the other already under her dress. “Look at my good girl all day,” he growled against her mouth. “Everyone thinking you’re so sweet. Nobody knows you’re my filthy little whore the second we’re alone.” He turned her, bent her over the desk, yanked her panties down and pushed into her hard. She was already soaked. He fucked her like he owned every hole, every sound, every wet slap of skin. “Say it.” She moaned it into the wood: I’m your princess outside and your whore when you want me. He came deep, kept her there, then carried her to the bed and used her mouth until she was shaking and ruined and still whispering daddy like a prayer.
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