Steve Freund (@FreundSteve) profile picture

Customer success leader. Love travel, SaaS, and cheese steaks. Oxford comma evangelist. ENFP.

New York, NY
Joined July 2013
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REMEMBER: When Obama wanted to address the nation on immigration, the networks refused to air it because they believe it would be "overtly political." What a joke. goo.gl/a8SSgT
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there is no natural law, no universal truth, no deity in this universe more powerful than nicholas edward foles
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All of Chicago.
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Eagles twitter just exploded
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Watching my two year old try to explain the “surface tension of water” to my wife in the shower is really, really cool. #GirlsInSTEM
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Ok you guys I made this one look like sorta a little like a football and I expect you will be suitably impressed. NFL playoff chances, courtesy of 538's Elo rankings.
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Mike Mayock becoming Oakland’s GM leaves a big hole of Philadelphia accents on television. I suggest the NFL hire this guy. teapawt.net/dhm/status/94390850770…
This is a top-notch Far Northeast Philly/Lower Bucks County accent
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We know we weren’t invited to the party .... but we here 🤷🏾‍♂️😤#GangGreen #FlyEaglesFly #RobbinSZN – at Summerfield, MD
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Quick question, Dan: Are you no longer self-identifying as a proponent of “Owning the Libs?”
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While these coats have become hugely popular in recent years, they’re made at a big cost to animals. thedo.do/2Q3mvlC
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To whoever reads the nonsense I share on Twitter, for this you are welcome.
So, a shipment of crickets for the lizard arrived via FedEx today. It was my first time ordering bulk crickets off the internet, and I naively assumed that they would be in like, a bag or some other contraption to facilitate easy transfer to another container. They were not.
These 6 days between Christmas and New Year's is the only time of year you should strive to do absolutely fucking nothing. Make zero progress. Take all the time off. Go on vacation from your vacation. Be the least impressive version of yourself. Transform into a couch.
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Turn your Roomba's trip around the house into a playable 'Doom' map trib.al/hCqWKPC
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Shitty call by the ref. Nice W for Andrew... congrats!!
Epitome of a team player ⬇️ A referee wouldn't allow Andrew Johnson of Buena @brhschiefs to wrestle with a cover over his dreadlocks. It was either an impromptu haircut, or a forfeit. Johnson chose the haircut, then won by sudden victory in OT to help spark Buena to a win.
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I can't get over the fact that "Christians" in the Christmas season are giving money to build a Wall to keep out refugees escaping war instead of using that money to feed them. Christ was very specific about this. Shame on all of you.
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