Me, mom & dad were the high achievers in our family. Anything less was a disappointment. Unfortunately we had one of them too - he's a better parody than I am.
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🚨 SWITCH 2 & ZELDA GIVEAWAY! 🚨
“Hey, listen!”
To celebrate next week’s launch of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake, we’re giving you the chance to WIN:
🎮 Switch 2 Console!
📕 TLoZ: Ocarina Remake *with foil cover*!
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ENDS:
Wednesday 4th October at 12pm ⏳
*Will be shipped out for arrival with you on launch day, 5th October!*
Good luck, Collectors!
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This short clip, featuring grotesque shit-stirring pervy old bigoted gobshite ex-Sun editor & GB "News" regular, Kelvin Mackenzie, taken from the 2014 documentary film 'One Rogue Reporter', is absolutely delicious.
.@Clementine22119
Trump's just getting started?
And you're OK with that?
It's over a year into his second term.
What was the point of his first term?
He was pals with Epstein too - you really do support a particular type.
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Scottish comedian Lewis MacLeod just did a Donald Trump impression so accurate it feels like evidence.
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I feel for your Dad, he went through exactly the same thing in January:
My Dad is 81 & has been trying to see the doctor for weeks about chronic chest pains
He can't ever get in so my Mum finally took him to A&E
He waited for 11 (ELEVEN) hours to be seen & they told him he's got serious issues with his kidneys
They didn't give him any prescriptions, guidance or advice. They just referred him to a ‘kidney specialist’
He has to wait until next week to see if he can even get in
The NHS is completely broken and this is a disgrace
My Dad has paid taxes here for nearly 65 years and he can't even get seen by a doctor
What now defines an emergency for you to be seen by A&E?
Why are we paying nearly £200 billion for exactly?
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🚨NEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel.
Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣
This is a must-watch. 🔥
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We're furious! Our gov petition to end the Badger cull hit 100k signatures, and we have heard absolutely nothing from them. They do not care.
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We will not stop until this disgusting practice is ended once and for all!
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The wheels have come off Calvin Clown’s latest churchy bandwagon… and so soon. Dumped by a bishop after just ONE DAY. That must be a record, even for the cosplay clerical conman. 😇🙏🏻
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The very clear law about buffer zones is in place because people like her were harassing vulnerable women while pretending they weren’t. And that’s what it’s all about. Not free speech or comtemplative prayer or any other bullshit excuse.
Oh, Michele, I was so hopeful ... @Michele_shipi_
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Imagine being out in the woods and hearing "hi" followed by other noises and voices.
