Frink

Bored with all the women I’ve been seeing recently so of course I had to SLUTTIFY An authentic lifestyle goth into an annoying vapid porn “goth” who fetishizes herself for attention SLUTTIFY A normal responsible mother into an ideal fuckable MILF that hungers for young cock

This girl was complaining to me about guys doing “no not November” “It’s lame and fucking dorky, like grow up-“ *SNAP* “…and participate in nghhhh non stop nut novemberrrrr” Guess she won’t stop until she cums, too bad she doesn’t have a cock. She’ll be there for a while…

Girls are getting too prudish with their costumes. Don’t they remember what Halloween is for? “Um can you stop staring at me and my friend you cre-“ SNAP “Nghhh~ please keep looking! We dressed up for you after all, it’s Halloween!” SNAP “NGHH GUHH LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!!”

Found the most adorable lesbian couple. I decided to help them out. *SLUUURP* *POP* “Thanks for letting us suck your cock! It’s our anniversary so we wanted to do the most romantic thing we could thing of” *GLK GLK GASP* “Sorry that we’re being sooo gay right now!”

I’ve been debating feminists recently, they never get pass my opening argument Why are you a feminist “I’m a feminist because… becuz… uhhhh… wuhhh… nghh uhhhhhhhhhhh” I get a little bored at that point, so I usually just cum on their drooling faces and leave

“Sir, please put your hands behind your back, you’re under arrest f-“ GET GIRLED IDIOT!!!! You can keep your cock tho, they’re just gonna be constantly spewing out the hot smelly jizz that your balls are constantly churning Have a good life, officers!

Just hit 500 followers what are y’all gonna do for me?

It’s funny how all these “feminist” types completely crumble the second I have their chests swell up to give them tits bigger than their heads “Well duhh! Of course girlz are liek, dum dum titty displays! Lookie! Mine go BOING BOING BOING!” I think I know what the problem was

Hypnotizing YouTubers to not realize they’re talking in nasty goony pornspeak “So I was right behind this foid with the biggest wobblemeat porn orbs I’ve ever seen” “UGH! This game can suck my massive throbbing sweaty spunk spewer!” “Got my goon grippers done up yesterday!”

I made your gf obsessed with watching you fuck fleshlights “Sex tonight? Okay! Let me grab the fleshlight!” “What? Noooo I don’t want you to fuck me, I want you to fuck her” “Sure whatever you can fuck me next time just put your cock in her” You’ll never feel her pussy again

Streamers are just doing to much these days, that’s why I like to use subliminals in chat to make things much simpler “Kay chat today we’re doing a no hit challenge!” “Okay chat today we’re playing Tetris” “Today I will answer questions” “Hello” Stares into camera for 2 hours

Girls on the internet are starting to get LITERALLY BRAINROTTED “NGHHH GUHHH!! CHATTT, IM DIGGIN’ IN MAH BUTT TWINN!” “67 67 67! WATCH MY BOOBAHS BOUNCE!!” Girls should be careful, especially when interacting with cringey twitter hypno captions…

“Dude! Stop asking me out, we’re just friends! Huh? A favor? Sure!” “You want me to give you all my money? Sure! Thats no problem!” “Move in with you? What about my stu- ah, leave it all behind? I got you, man!” “Become your wife slave? Sure dude! That’s what friends are for!”

Even the ugliest loser NEET guys can get play from these girls. All you have to do is walk up and ask if they want to fuck “Ew! No, what the fuck are you talking about ner-“ Just point to their shirts “Oh yeah! Fuck you smell so bad, nghhhh can I make out with your asshole~”

“I don’t do ads.” Next steam “No but chat the 4 for 4 at Wendy’s is legit a good ass deal!” Next stream “Mmph~ , I bought like nghh, $100 in DoorDash today, to support the companies Next stream “BUY MCDONALDS BUY WENDYS SUPPORT BIG CORPORATIONS!! BIG CORPO MAKE ME SO WETT

Scrolling through the most popular ig lives and telling girls “this is so ass lol” “Ass!? You think this is ass!? I’ll fucking show you ass!” They then proceeded to bounce their fat asses into the camera as all the girls in chat praise her “OMG QUEEN! YOU SHOW HIM!”

You thought I was done? I have plenty more girls to SLUTTIFY A female comedian into a porn clown with glitter in her head instead of brains SLUTTIFY An aspiring clothing model into a big tittied bikini mannequin Hm… who should I SLUTTIFY next?

Girls have become so boring lately, so I’ve picked up a new hobby called SLUTTIFY A meticulous cosplayer into a dumb slut that dresses up as characters she’s never heard of for attention SLUTTIFY A butch lesbian into a vapid air headed e girl whore with a massive rack