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we'll never get a book accurate carrie because people hate fat women more than anything ever
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Confession: On the anniversary of Charlie Kirk's death I received a hickey in the location he was shot. I was given a kirkhole. This was not done intentionally, leading me to believe that they were spirit-possessed. Essentially, Kirk stigmata.
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when I was a kid I wasn't allowed to watch Oswald because I'd cry when it came on not because it upset me but because I loved him too much and didn't know how to express it to my parents and this trait followed me into adulthood
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Leland Palmer lip syncing to Wishes by Beach House with cheerleaders shaking their asses (2013)
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Every once in a while I think about this clip from Chibi and everytime it has be gagged LOL
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Growing up I knew a guy who had Benjamin Button disease but he got killed by a drunk driver so we never got to see the whole thing play out
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Ned Fulmer failing to realize he’s still way more hated than h3 because everyone actually felt bad for his wife
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He was born in 1946 in a lake. He died in 2455 reentering orbit. He was an astronaut.
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I still remember when everyone was doing the Foghorn Leghorn voice over memes and Eric Bauza joined in on the fun to roast Vegeta
I’m gonna miss him











































