To Sherlock

To Sherlock ... Why were my red pants in the refrigerator? From John

To Sherlock I went to stay at Sarah's and I will stay there until you get rid of that horrid smell. From John

To Sherlock I found a pirate costume and sword in your closet... Something you'd like to explain to me? From John

To @BravuraHolmes You're quite annoying when you want to be, d'you know that? JW

To @BravuraHolmes I'm going to kill you. Just letting you know. From NOT a hedgehog

To @BravuraHolmes Oh for Christ's sake! From John

@BravuraHolmes ((Of course! I love getting responses :) ))

To Sherlock I'M NOT SHORT. OR A HEDGEHOG. Jesus Christ. From John

To Sherlock I almost drank a finger. Would you be so bloody kind to clean up after yourself? From John

To Sherlock Remind me to never use a figure of speech with you. You're still not getting your drugs. From John

To Sherlock If you play your violin after midnight one more time, I'll shove the bloody bow up your arse. From John

To Sherlock I found your drug stash and have confiscated it. You'll get it back when pigs fly. From John

To Sherlock I've wanted to tell you for so long. I... ... ... want you to be my best man. From John

To Sherlock Of course I noticed you left the wedding early. I figured you needed space. Who knew you needed three months of it? From John

To Sherlock The funny thing is, I don't care how you did it. I just care that you're alive. From John

To Sherlock You were the best, most human human being I have ever met. I owe you so much. From John