KeeperOfTheFruitLoop

Update: I live here, now. We are down to one @Avis agent. The manager is not pitching in at the @flySFO counter. Will remember this for our next car rental experience. Also? Someone needs to give this sole agent a raise. #40MinsAndCounting

Update: 17 mins in at the @Avis counter at @flySFO. I’m delighted to announce that my long-awaited CA vacation will be spent waiting for my rental car.

Wow, @Avis. Y’all are gonna have to #bebettef to your employees and customers at the @flySFO counter. Three agents working on a Saturday afternoon.

Gah!!! I love this news so much!!!

Join me Tues 9/15 at 2p EST for an informative discussion with Dr. Peter Lio, Asst. Prof of Dermatology and Pediatrics at @NorthwesternU. We will be discussing atopic dermatitis & how patients and caregivers can ease the burden of chronic eczema. Bring your questions! @MedIQCME

I’ve been reading @ConnieSchultz’s words since I was a preteen. I never missed her @ParadeMagazine columns and her work shaped the writer I am today. Digging into her new book feels like a long awaited treat. #daughtersoferietown

Hey, @mrvelekei, I hope you’ll tell your class they can thank me any time with @edible treats! So sweet and I loved talking social media with them! @jjy18067admin you have some 4th graders with amazing manners! #gratitude #mannersmatter #mademyday

The answer is clear...

Watching @RileyGreenMusic kill it at @Musikfest. Opening for @BradPaisley and he’s on his way up, for sure. #almostfamous

I survived the #targetoutage. Jesus, take the red shopping cart. 😳😳😳 #targetshutdown #target @Target

Join me May 9th at 2p EST for a FB Live event with @mylifesuckers sponsored by @MedIQCME. We will be discussing symptom reporting tips for patients and caregivers....remembering all of the details of a cancer diagnosis is exhausting. @SOMAStrategies @wired_momma @UnboxedMom

Headed to the @RocktheRidge50 tomorrow and @saucony sent me some wicked awesome @dunkindonuts kicks. Best. Running. Shoes. Ever. #TheKeeperRunsOnDunkin #Literally #rocktheridge

Hey, @Marriott, just had fantastic service from Joel at the Courtyard SOHO. He’s a gem and he welcomed us warmly. Snow is coming to NYC but he made sure we will be warm and cozy with this spectacular view! Please thank him for us!! #HappyCustomer

Hey, @AmericanAir the passengers of flight 5657 are waiting not so patiently for a solution. No crew, no gate agent. We’d also like wine. And snacks. And to be home in Allentown. #sendhelp #sendwine #andacrew