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If "The Office" were a frum show

Joined November 2020
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Creed, upon overhearing the chatter in the breakroom about Ilhan Omar: "I don't think I've ever married a sibling either, but it would be impossible to know forsure. Anybody could have slipped in"
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Andy discovers that Cornell is trending
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Michael calls David Wallace Michael: Hey David, just wanted to check in on the new initiative David: The... what initiative? Didn't... what are you referring to? Michael: Oh I thought there was a corporate gmar chasima tova initiative David: Gmar chatima tova, Michael
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...and the only Dunder Mifflin employee who has a place in Rechavia
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David Wallace is the only Dunder Mifflin employee up-to-date on Daf Yomi
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The best thing about social media is that every account wants to get the most Likes and Follows, so you know you are getting the best possible information.
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"JD Vance, Vance Capitulation"
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Dwight, who joins a virtual daf yomi shiur most evenings, gets himself permanently muted for the entire Masechtas Chulin for overenthusiasm
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Dwight enthusiastically shows off his shechita hasmoda
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Because of Dwight's Google profile for his Dunder Mifflin Bais Din (DMBD), a group of computer nerds accidentally end up at the office looking for the Scranton Data Mining and Big Data meetup. Dwight doesn't want a bad Google review, so he tells Kevin to show them a good time
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Dwight launches the Dunder Mifflin Bais Din. Pam tips off Jim that Dwight is printing a siruv against him. When Dwight tries to serve it, Jim tells Dwight it's prohibited to interact with someone under siruv, forcing to Dwight to make a bitul siruv so he could serve the siruv.
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Michael finally signs up for Instagram account. The next day:
🤖 Made with AI
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Dwight launches the Dunder Mifflin Bais Din. Pam tips off Jim that Dwight is printing a siruv against him. When Dwight tries to serve it, Jim tells Dwight it's prohibited to interact with someone under siruv, forcing to Dwight to make a bitul siruv so he could serve the siruv.
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Go Sabres!
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"It is a statement of fact. This is more professional. It’s not like there's any actual concern to express over anything actually concerning"
Pope Leo XIV (@Pontifex) profile picturePope Leo XIV
@Pontifex5 Oct 2025
I express my concern about the rise of antisemitic hatred in the world, as unfortunately we saw with the terrorist attack in Manchester a few days ago.
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Michael is asked to fill in for the rabbi this week to give the Dvar Torah for Parshat Tazria: "In this week's parsha, God cures leopards"
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Who knew that Hamas had a party planning committee
Open Source Intel (@Osint613) profile pictureOpen Source Intel
@Osint61319 Jan 2025
Hamas gave the hostages a bag
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To paraphrase the great Michae Scott: "You assassinated me when I specifically did not give my consent?"
Noura Erakat (@4noura) profile pictureNoura Erakat
@4noura31 Jul 2024
As if genocide wasn’t enough, Israel is outdoing even itself. Assassination in Lebanon (w/o Lebanese consent), assassination of Ismail Haniyeh in Iran (w/o Iranian consent),& massive movement from ground 2 top of govt in upheaval 2 defend the Israeli right to rape. All just today
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With all the global warming and these scorching hot days, it's good we will have someone in the White House who understands refrigeration.
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Little known fact: Kamala Harris was a finalist for the Regional Manager job at Dunder Mifflin Yonkers
Alex Cohen (@anothercohen) profile pictureAlex Cohen
@anothercohen4 Jul 2024
Deloitte consultants getting ready to show you the market analysis they billed you $500k for to have their junior associate create
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President Biden, at 7:55pm
CNN (@CNN) profile pictureCNN
@CNN4 Jul 2024
President Biden told Democratic governors that he plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m. so he can get more sleep, sources say cnn.it/3LhZiuV
Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8...

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8...

President Joe Biden told Democratic governors during a meeting at the White House on Wednesday that part of his plan going forward is to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m. so that he could get more...

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Michael's first interview on @LivingLchaim 's KosherMoney youtube.com/watch?v=9tINb6PA…
The office: Michael goes to Burlington Coat factory

The office: Michael goes to Burlington Coat factory

In season 5 episode 9 Michael Scott buys a coat from the Burlington...

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* the Democrat establishment right now *
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