Don't let my name fool you. I'm a nice cat. I hear FUCKING CAT so much I think thats my name. I hate SPAM, Twitter Wall & bots as much as you do.

Anywhere I damn well please.
Joined July 2009
I'm number follower #5222 @GaryandShannon ! Walkka walkka walkka!
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#OomaBluetoothForAll I'll chase your dog for an Ooma bluetooth adapter!
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I think I'll sit here and lick my balls for a while!
phillip garrido apology, waste of oxygen. not even jeffrey dahmer or dr lector would have ate him.
USA-You pissed about your credit card interest going to 30%? Call Scott 202 297 1035 tell how U feel/tell him John & Ken @KFIAM640 sent you.
I wouldn't swat the butterfly, it's much too beautiful. I'd swat the skank face @JessicaSimpson on this profile
I'm told eat it or die! RT: @TheDogExpert: What to do with a picky eater-could mean ur dog is sick or bored. http://budurl.com/a8kp
RT: "You're gonna run into jerk offs. But remember, it's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it."
I got a Fucking job lame ass! I'm a Fucking Cat- duh! RT: @dongpetzoldt75 I heard on the news Google was hiring people to work from home...
Us Fucking anipals have to stick together! *nose bumps* & *butt sniffs* RT: @Glam_Poodle: Hello Fucking Cat. I am a Fucking Poodle.
@SirFudgeEsq Thank you. My name frightens most! Nice to meet you and thanks for being so nice to me! *nose bumps & butt sniffs*
@SirFudgeEsq I have to compete with another Twittering cat and a primate to get any keyboard time. I'm the forgotten cat, so I sleep alot.
Fucking jerk! (Obama) RT @billhandelshow: Obama was telling the truth about not covering illegals...BECAUSE HE WANTS TO LEGALIZE THEM ALL!!
I follow @billhandelshow Who would follow a FuckingCat though?
How about a bird? http://xitter.cf/common_pigeon RT: @KFIAM640: I will not chat with cats. Good morning (humans only).
Bill! Be smarter than the cat! RT: @KFIAM640: I'm not following any cats. I have a job. I can barely twit as a human.
Why do spammers and advertising bots want to follow me? I'm a FUCKING CAT for christ sake!
I think he's a fake president. RT: @KFIAM640: t-rae here. john thinks obama is a fake beer drinker