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Sam 🦕

@Fuddmuggler

political commissar of the thousand year newsom regime

 Washington, DC
Joined April 2013
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Man, I love this dumb website.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) profile pictureAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC15 Nov 2022
Replying to @Fuddmuggler
Understandable
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ally
@missmaynApr 23
coastal california can never build anything like this because people will look you dead in the eye and ask where they’re supposed to park.
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When your opponent is not Palestinian children. 🇮🇪✊️🇵🇸 The Irish fighter Paddy McCorry defeats the Israeli fighter Shoki Farage and raises the Palestinian flag in celebration directly in front of him.
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I have no words. We live in a morally topsy turvy world where one rogue state can destroy all possibility of life around it and saying as much publicly would earn you the label of an antisemite.
Clash Report (@clashreport) profile pictureClash Report
@clashreportApr 6
Israel continues to destroy southern Lebanon.
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sarah
@sahouraxoMar 28
Israel murdered every single person in this photo today in South Lebanon. Every. Single. One. 2 journalists 7 paramedics 1 Lebanese soldier They bombed the journalists’ vehicle — then bombed them again when paramedics rushed to help.
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Clothes-Minded Individual (@NBABabySecret) profile pictureClothes-Minded Individual@NBABabySecretMar 21
NorthernLion causally dropping the “Brother, give your nose a squeak and tell me what you hear”
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The full quote is better: “You’re in the circus, bro, goin, ‘doesn’t anyone else see that we’re surrounded by clowns?’ Brother, give your nose a squeak for me and tell me whatchya hear.”
Clothes-Minded Individual (@NBABabySecret) profile pictureClothes-Minded Individual@NBABabySecretMar 21
NorthernLion causally dropping the “Brother, give your nose a squeak and tell me what you hear”
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Jake
@JakeWally21 Nov 2025
You like green girls?
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なくさないようにヒモつきのメガネ。ハリネズミのイラストが描かれた水筒。大きな愛で大切に育てられてきたであろう小学3年生の少年が、トランプとネタニヤフ主導の爆撃でその短い命を終える直前、家を出る時に母親に向けて最後に手を振った瞬間。ここ数日TLで見るたびに心が張り裂けそうになる写真。
Clash Report (@clashreport) profile pictureClash Report
@clashreportMar 5
📸 The last photo of Mikaeil Mirdoraghi, a third-grade student killed in the reported U.S./Israeli strike on a primary school in Minab, Iran. He is waving goodbye to his mother.
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ayyyesha@ayesha4tMar 5
this kid was someone’s whole world when you think of each kid that was killed by america and israel, you have to imagine how many worlds they killed and the generations of trauma they created if it happened to americans or israelis, they wouldn’t shut up about it for 100 years
Clash Report (@clashreport) profile pictureClash Report
@clashreportMar 5
📸 The last photo of Mikaeil Mirdoraghi, a third-grade student killed in the reported U.S./Israeli strike on a primary school in Minab, Iran. He is waving goodbye to his mother.
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John Wight (@JohnWight1) profile picture
John Wight
@JohnWight1Mar 5
An image that should be engraved on every human heart and mind.
Clash Report (@clashreport) profile pictureClash Report
@clashreportMar 5
📸 The last photo of Mikaeil Mirdoraghi, a third-grade student killed in the reported U.S./Israeli strike on a primary school in Minab, Iran. He is waving goodbye to his mother.
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thinking about john browns unique dwemer shortsword
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This the kind of bullshit Northernlion barely pays attention to while berating his audience for saying it’s weird to put mustard on a hamburger
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoJan 31
Log Riders is a 2 player co-op platformer where you become a pair of lumberjacks trying to keep your balance whilst overcoming obstacles on a log Releases February 12

Log Riders - @BluespyStudios

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zohran mamdani on a random sunday while the entire country is falling apart
WILLIAMSBURG NEWS (@WMSBG) profile pictureWILLIAMSBURG NEWS
@WMSBGJan 25
.⁦@NYCMayor⁩ ⁦@ZohranKMamdani⁩ is seen shoveling snow on Myrtle Ave & Franklin Ave, helping out a stuck car in the snow.
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CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
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Barto@bartonovopolisJan 16
Does he ever miss?
Barto (@bartonovopolis) profile pictureBarto@bartonovopolisJan 15
Realest shit ever
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Barto@bartonovopolisJan 15
Realest shit ever
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Hayden
@the_transit_guyJan 12
My political platform would be to build 1000 of these stations across the country in the next decade.
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connor
@ConnorEatsPantsJan 8
Replying to @JDVance
Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.
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