#NUFC - Speaker of factual information.

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Joined June 2019
We are shite aren't we #NUFC
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Villa determined to dive their way through this game 😂😂 #NUFC
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Slide tackle FC Dummett would be proud #NUFC
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We are generationally shite at set pieces.
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Harvey Barnes you beautiful bastard #NUFC
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FUCKING HOWLING!!!! Watch the lad celebrate by getting his cock out and doing the helicopter!!!! 😂😂😂😂 #NUFC
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Gillett on the pitch and Atwell on VAR We're absolutely fucked #NUFC
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This is 10/10. 😂👏
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Replying to @talkSPORT
Leicester? ….
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FUCK THE RED CARTEL
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We should all want City to win today. The red cartel are more damaging to English football than City are. #NUFC
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City did nothing wrong Red cartel can lick my booty crease P.S. let us spend xx #nufc
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All this hatred directed at MAN CITY from other clubs should be directed at ARSENAL MAN UTD LIVERPOOL there the 1s who are corrupt and trying to stop other teams from winning things not MAN CITY were trying to help you all out were like Jesus prepared to die on the cross
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NO AURA. NO RIZZ. NO SAUCE. GUFF. WE ARE GUFF #ENGESP #ENGvsESP
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EXCLUSIVE🚨: The Premier League is set to introduce a rule stopping fans from distracting penalty takers. This comes after a record number of missed penalties this season. The darts style rule will see fans who whistle or distract the taker be removed from the stadium and the penalty retaken. The rule will come into play in early 2027.
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Not cutting my hair until Tottenham win one game in a row…
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Replying to @DylanElstob1
We will enjoy Newcastle 😁
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Someone’s grandparents are gonna see this on Facebook and lose their shit
BREAKING NEWS🚨: Iran shoots down an F-15 with a man on a flying carpet 😱😱
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Bed wetters quit flapping ya gums we're mint and we're winning the lot Matty Jaissle's can't believe Murphy and Willock are still here mags #NUFC
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🚨✍🏽 BREAKING NEWS: A compliant had been lodged by Bournemouth to @FA which could lead to Newcastle United being fined and deducted points. PL Regulation 18.92 stipulates that a player can not be registered for two PL football clubs once the 25 man squads have been announced. The player in question Lewis Hall registered by both Manchester united and Newcastle united, assisted Harvey Barnes which had a significant contribution to the result.
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