Frank Stone

It is what it is

"I cycle 20 miles a day to work and I'm still fat" mused Frank, sipping triple sugared tea and tucking into a slice of reduced-to-clear cake

Boom Boom Boom Boom, I want jizz in my womb, we'll spend the night together, together in my womb...

Jehova Witnesses, Mormons and Chuggers out in force on my street. Blackout time. Fuck off and leave me alone.

If you park illegally and get ticketed, suck it up, you CHILD.

Better Watching Through Chemistry - drug addled movie reviews. Ha. betterwatchingthroughchemist…

If you sell something online at a low price but a big delivery cost, you are the world's lamest conman and everyone hates you. Don't do it.

What the fuck is with facebook, why is it being such a Cunty McArsentits???

It always disturbs me when adults eat children's food. Eat the good stuff, damnit! You're a grown up now!

Must stop watching Saints Row 3 trailers. Don't want to spoil the insanity!

@houdinisaur You guys sound fucking GREAT

new cotton underwear, opiates, and a good movie. Aw yeah.

My download of Captain America: The First Avenger won't play. So much for my evening of intellectual cinema.

co-worker: "Any plans this weekend?" me: "huge quantities of drugs and a few movies." me: "just kidding." EXCEPT I'M NOT!

Buy one get one free on fish fingers, waffles, and ketchup. Looks like Ocado is trying to diversify.

Dead Island. The first two hours are probably the world's greatest suitcase opening simulation.

This athlete's foot cream really works. I got 99 problems but an itch ain't one.

Why do shows like Firefly and Arrested Development get cancelled but insipid wet old shit like Smallville gets to exist for a decade?

I don't want to risk it.... BUT I DO WANT A BISCUIT

People at the end of the year who still have weeks of annual leave to take: you baffle me. Sell me your days off if you love work so much.