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Opinions on everything. Expert in nothing. Tweets may include: politics, culture, religion, satire & things that just happened to me at the grocery store 💀

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Joined January 2019
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I just saw a guy crossing the road with his head down, without even looking at the vehicles. He narrowly escaped an accident. Maybe he was rushing to the office. Maybe he was stressed about work. I don’t know. But guys, take a moment. No office deadline, no meeting, no relationship, and no amount of money is more important than your life. Work can wait. Problems can be solved. But please don’t put your life at risk just to save a few minutes. Take care of yourself. ❤️
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My cousin sister asked me for ₹5K, and what she told me next completely changed how I saw her idea of helping someone. I asked her, “Why do you need ₹5K?” She said, “My friend needs it, but I don’t have that much, so I’m asking you.” I was actually impressed. I thought, look at her helping nature. She’s trying to help a friend in need. ❤️ Then I asked her, “If you don’t have the money, why not just tell your friend that you can’t help right now?” Her reply genuinely shocked me. She said, “If I give her ₹5K today, she’ll return ₹6K in a week. That’s ₹1K profit!” I was like, wait a minute. This isn’t helping someone. You’re making money out of their difficult situation. I told her, “If you genuinely want to help your friend, give her ₹5K and take back ₹5K. Don’t make a profit out of her need.” That conversation made me realize something. Sometimes, we call it helping others, but deep down, we’re just looking for our own benefit. There’s nothing wrong with making money, but there’s a difference between earning through hard work and taking advantage of someone else’s helplessness. Not every opportunity to make money is worth taking. Sometimes, doing the right thing matters more than making a profit. Karma has its own way of balancing things. What do you think? Is charging ₹1K extra for a one-week loan fair, or is it taking advantage of a friend in need?
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My friend earns Started the carrier with 15K Eventually 50K then within 2 years he went to 1 lakh/month. No Rent because he stays with parents No maid because mom cooks No trips every month because enjoyment starts with family. No Smoking, No Drinking and No Clubbing. No going to home or anywhere. Now comes the real expenses 20K to support family 10K personal expenses 25K investments 5K miscellaneous 40K is the savings, he does not know what to do with the 10L corpus in his bank.
Met a bunch of guys recently in indiranagar last day, most of them are earning somewhere between ₹80,000 to ₹1.2 lakh a month. One of them broke down the expenses for me. Salary - ₹80,000. Rent - ₹19,000. Cook and maid - ₹6,000. Groceries - around ₹6,500. Wifi, electricity, utilities - ₹3,000. One trip a month, nothing fancy - ₹12,500. Sends money home for dependent parents - ₹15,000. Goes home twice a year, avg expense ₹5,000 a month. That’s already ₹67,000 gone. Before shopping. Before any emergency. Before a single rupee saved or invested. On paper, ₹80,000 a month looks like a great start to a career. In reality, almost nothing is left by the time the month ends. A good salary and a secure life are not the same thing. Does this match what you or people around you are actually dealing with?
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Agar airtel pehli baar voice only plan laane wala hai toh jio ka ye voice and sms only plan kya hai jo pehle se exist karta hai Mein kaafi month se already jio ka 448 ka recharge karti hun jo 84 days chalta hai jisme bas unlimited calls and sms hein Kuch bhi tweet karne se pehle thodi research nai karte ho kya, fake PR itna bhi mt kro ki misleading information deni pade
🚨 Bharti Airtel has become the first telecom operator to introduce voice and SMS-only prepaid plans under TRAI’s new framework.
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Replying to @rutu609
Ego, lack of communication, and the inability to admit "I was wrong."
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Rahul Gandhi can be a better prime minister than Narendra Modi?
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Narendra Modi had his chance. Rahul Gandhi deserves a chance. A democracy needs questions, accountability, and leaders who listen to the people. No leader is bigger than the country. 🇮🇳
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At 22, you want a high-paying job. At 27, you want a better-paying job with less stress. At 32, you want enough money that nobody can disturb your peace. Maybe success changes as you grow older. What's your phase?
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The worst part of liking someone? You start noticing things you never cared about before. Their reply time. Their tone. Their online status. Suddenly you are doing detective work for free. Ever did it?
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Indian society: Don't date before marriage. Don't marry late. Don't divorce. Don't stay single. Don't disappoint relatives. At some point, you realize you're living for everyone except yourself. 😭
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My budget is 75K Suggest me a phone 📱
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I will not visit Tamilnadu then. How the hell people suppose to read if you purposely removing the most spoken language? Be proud of your language but don't downgrade others. I thought he is doing good. But what's this Vijay? What will you achieve if you remove the Hindi from sign board?
🚨 The Tamil Nadu government suspended two officials after Hindi lettering appeared on a state highway signboard. (HT)
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Seems like my X is empty
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MY MOM’S CANCER FREE!!!!!! SHE BEAT STAGE 4 CANCER!!!!!!
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You will make your first $1M this year
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A 25-year-old is thinking about getting term insurance. Should they take it now or wait until 30? If they should take it at 25, what coverage is enough and which insurers are actually good in India?
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This was my breakfast. Why are few eggs yolk is orange and few are yellow?? Which one is best
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🚨 Bengaluru startup Voxelgrids is making India's first MRI machine, which will reduce scan cost by up to 70%. An average MRI scan in India costs nearly Rs 10,000, making it unaffordable for many families in the country. 🙏
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My friend jumped from 50K/Month to 2L/Month in 2 years. Insane bro. Money follows paisaan bartha.
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My friend is getting married this month Apparently his Ex has texted him and said i want to come to you by leaving my husband. And guess what she has a 4 months old new baby. What should boy do now?? Good problem to have isn't it?? 🤔
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