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A decade in startups | A decade in nonprofits | A decade in Asia | A decade in crypto | A decade in vinyl

Austin, TX
Joined January 2022
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Democrats will try to shut this down because they partner with ICE …
I am excited to be an investor in trade(xyz) as they partner with ICE to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States. As a market participant, I am looking forward to to using their innovative product to enhance my investment process.
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They want to kill you … Take them seriously …
🚨 BREAKING: A Democrat has a Halloween display in Minnesota depicting Republicans being guillotined. The campaign literature for Republican State House candidate Jessica Johnson is placed in one victim’s hand. This is insane.
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We live in wild times … The Mormon church was driven out of Ohio in the 1830s … Mormons have often been criticized for accepting multiple wives … although many are monogamous … In 2026 … I guess the Mormons can return … wow …
Cleveland pastor introduces her husband’s second wife to the congregation at Lifeworks Church in Cleveland, Ohio 😳
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Calling it now … Democrats will elect Emperor Palpatine … Welcome to 2026 …
ISLAMIZATION OF FLORIDA - YES, THIS VIDEO IS REAL! One resident walked into the Pinellas County hearing in a burqa and started blasting the adhan. All hell broke out. Staff cut her off, told her the meeting was for public comment, not a recording, and escorted her out. While residents lined up to question a shadowy mosque expansion, the county paperwork never called it a mosque; one person used her three minutes to play the supremacist adhan - showing Floridians a glimpse of their future. Residents are fighting back. The Federal government continues to remain silent!
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Well said …
Barack Obama tells smooth lies and Donald Trump tells blunt truths. Simple.
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Honest question … Have you visited Darth Vader’s tomb? 😂
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Have you been rugged by socialism?
JUST IN: 🇧🇷 Over $200,000,000,000 wiped out from the Brazil stock market at open after Lula da Silva wins Brazil's presidential election, defeating Flávio Bolsonaro.
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Happy birthday @HillaryClinton ! 🎉
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Hell YEAH! 😆😆👊🏻👊🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Game changer … @XMoney is the future …
JUST IN: Elon Musk reveals 𝕏 will soon let users send $1 payments directly through the Like button, powered by 𝕏 Money.
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If you need weed delivered to you at 10:45pm … I got news for you … Your sleep patterns are a disaster … circadian rhythms are way off Your physical health is on the decline … long term you will have a higher probability of chronic illness Your mental health is deteriorating … chronic anxiety increasing … self-inflicted early dementia is near …
JUST IN: Rhode Island officially approves late-night cannabis delivery until 11 PM, allowing dispensaries to send marijuana directly to customers' doorsteps.
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One of the funniest things about 𝕏 is watching two anonymous accounts with cartoon profile pictures get into a heated argument about who's more successful in real life
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The Democrats on November 4th ⬇️
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60 votes in Congress … The 22nd amendment is ratified to allow for more than two terms … Trump becomes only the second President to serve three terms … People aren’t ready for this … Bookmark it …
What I would like to see happen in the Senate midterms.
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Gas prices are Temporary. Communism is Forever.
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Make no mistake … These people hate you … They hate your values … They hate your successes … They celebrate your failures … And they will celebrate your death … they may even willingly participate
Round 2 of Daniel Tobin, the gay Republican on the left, who goes undercover by dressing up in normal leftist attire and exposing how the majority of the left is comprised of nothing more than hypocritical and heavily brainwashed lemmings.
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This should terrify you … Apple can deactivate your phone remotely … Tesla can deactivate your vehicle remotely … Chase can deactivate your bank account remotely … Only the paranoid survive … plan accordingly …
JUST IN: Apple deactivates iPhones stolen during the riots in France, displaying warnings that the devices are being tracked & authorities will be alerted.
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Hear me out … Peptides are poison … You have no clue where they are made … I’ve been to these factories … Enjoy the short term gains … but get ready for the long term health consequences …
JUST IN: FDA warns Chinese manufacturers who previously made fentanyl ingredients are now selling black-market looksmaxxing peptides to Americans.
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Fuck the entire Bush family honestly.
BREAKING: Brother of George W. Bush, Neil Bush, says that he voted for James Talarico
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