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Absolute banger of a goal, but don't execute me here, I honestly preferred Zhegrova’s run and the way he cooked that Napoli defender over Alajbegovic’s actual finish.
How little must you love football to have the nerve to call Lamine Yamal overrated? Believe it or not, there's a whole load of proper thick people out there 😂
Seeing a certain player make the shortlist over Raphinha, you've just got to laugh, why even bother getting mad when it's not the first or second time they've blatantly robbed him, anyway…
I'm being told De Zerbi completely fell head over heels for Antonio Silva just from watching this video 😂😂😂
Not gonna lie… I was just casually scrolling through Twitter and stumbled upon this post, now I'm actually proper bricking it for tomorrow 😭
🥇 Top scorer — Leo Messi (26 ⚽️)
🥇 Top assister — Leo Messi (13 👟)
🥇 Top goal contributor — Leo Messi (39 ⚽️+👟)
🥇 Top expected goals — Leo Messi (20,7)
🥇 Top goals on target — Leo Messi (24,8)
🥇 Top shots on target per 90 — Leo Messi (2,60)
🥇 Top expected assists — Leo Messi (12,3)
🥇 Top xG + xA per 90 — Leo Messi (1,15)
Absolutely insane… 🐐🇦🇷
And right when the team needed him most, he stepped up to hand Inter Miami the win. Another week, another unreal performance. Messi is just on another level 🐐
Never in my life am I gonna regret dragging myself out of bed at 3am just to watch Leo Messi play football.
When I saw Weghorst bagged 4 goals I thought fucking hell what a game, but when I saw Ørjasæter pull off 5 ASSISTS in just 63 minutes, my head completely fell off 😭😭😭
Massive statement win from Arsenal in the table, the champions have proved once again that beating them in the Prem requires literally 200% effort.
Arsenal have already gone away to Villa Park, the Stadium of Light, and Anfield, three absolute torture fixtures that they can now tick off as fully conquered.
Liverpool didn't register a single shot on target, proving once more that Arsenal's backline is practically impenetrable, completely error-free, and punishes you the second your first touch slips.
Table-toppers, clean sheet, and winning at Anfield for the first time in 14 years. Arteta is cooking something unbelievable.
Arsenal are managing this match so well mate, their ability to dig in and suffer when they need to, reset themselves, and push forward for the second goal.
That penalty on Isak is a dead-cert for me, they blatantly grab his shirt, but the one on Gakpo for me is not, it doesn't even slow him down, he just feels a hand on him and throws himself to the deck.
The match is so end-to-end that it’s actually weird Arsenal have only scored one and Liverpool still haven't found the back of the net yet 😂