glad my mom didnt feel like yall did cus i needed a break from her as a child as well. i would be so annoyed if she was up my ass all yr like twitter parents. like let me go to grandmas so i can drink this ensure and watch jerry springer w her and mind yours
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if you’re a woman with a round face and hooded eyes they kill you
Jennifer Lawrence gets real about her past plastic surgery and future facelift plans: ‘I want to be a sexy mom’ trib.al/CFSHMOA
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Just had a patient come in with abdominal pain & vaginal bleeding & I tell her she’s pregnant. she’s confused because she’s been having monthly periods. I personally ultrasound her belly & she at least 3 months pregnant. We both gagged
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As a woman, focus on getting your own. You should never be so down bad that you’re linking Akademiks.
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Celebrity plastic surgeons be like
“yeah you’re beautiful but what if you were perfect?”
*removes beautiful features*
Because she thinks he’s sexy now we have to suffer?
Noah Wyle’s Wife Sara Convinced Him to Accept the Title of Sexiest Man Alive people.com/noah-wyle-wife-sa…



















































