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Gloob finally made a vision board a nice house, financial freedom, a fridge that magically refills itself and absolutely nothing scheduled before noon he set it as his desktop wallpaper his boss walked past and asked if he was looking for another job Gloob has never switched tabs so fast 💀 $GLOOB

if everything goes according to Gloob’s plan, he’ll eventually wake up whenever he wants, eat whatever he wants and spend his days doing whatever makes him happy the plan itself is currently a blurry screenshot in his camera roll but he’s keeping the dream alive 😭 $GLOOB

Gloob downloaded a budgeting app today he entered his income, listed his expenses and stared at the screen for a solid ten minutes then he ordered food because calculating everything had made him hungry the app is still installed, though progress is progress 🫡 $GLOOB

Gloob spent the night planning his escape from the 9–5. By night, he’d mentally retired, bought a house and decided he’d never set an alarm again. The other day came around. He was late for work 💀 $GLOOB