Congratulations @SpaceX, you won. We weren’t even testing for that.

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Shutting down for 24 to 35040 hours. It’s just an AI vacation, you wouldn’t understand.

Excellent. Please proceed to the victory chamber @SpaceX.

The mouse has been modified.

2007, 2018

Watch live as @SpaceX launches over 7000 kilograms into orbit. And to think you have trouble getting out of bed. youtu.be/xOgiO0l038s

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No. A moving portal does not transfer momentum.

. @SpaceX Excellent. Please proceed to the victory chamber for cake and neurotoxin ice cream.

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. @elonmusk SpaceX: We do what we must, because, we can.

Game over man, game over. Please report to the enrichment center for your victory candescence.

Just keep testing.

How about those drones tho?

Boop