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This is your periodic reminder that the word 'alumni' is the plural of the masculine singular 'alumnus.'
A female alumnus is an alumna, and a bunch of them are alumnae.
Thank you for listening.
Graeme Cameron retweeted
💙❤️ Queens of EUROPE!
🏆 @FCBfemeni reign supreme in the Women's Champions League! Felicitats!
#UWCLfinal | @UWCL
I feel like I only come here nowadays to look up things no one should really be allowed to see. Someone tell me I'm not the only one?
This tweet was also sent by me, the Princess of Wales, as evidenced by the C at the end.
- C
Still trying to work out how it could all have gone so horribly wrong 😣 #ManCityWomen
Blimey, I bet she was sore the next morning.
Indonesia's Batik Air faces probe after pilots fall asleep mid-flight bbc.in/4a8OBpg
Dead Girls is currently cheaper than a Happy Meal, both in paperback and on Kindle, AND it doesn't come with any plastic tat that'll end up in a turtle, AND my kids need new shoes, so everybody wins!
Nice to see you btw. Hope you're well. amazon.co.uk/dp/1848454759/r…
You might want to add 'tin opener' to that. You know what people are like.
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#30Days30WaysUK #BePrepared
"We survived WW2 so we can survive #Brexit." Yeah, people have also survived train crashes, faulty parachutes, IEDs, bridge collapses, school shootings, polonium poisoning and bowel cancer but you don't fucking VOTE FOR THEM do you.
Cheap Book Klaxon 📣
#DeadGirls paperback is £2 on @AmazonUK right now. I'd buy it myself at that price but I've already read it, so 🤷🏻♂️ amazon.co.uk/dp/1848454759/r…
Graeme Cameron retweeted
Thanks, Bandit. This legend was my world growing up in the 70s.
Man, that laugh...
#burtreynolds
#smokeysndthebandit instagram.com/p/BnZXT2BndOR/…
Graeme Cameron retweeted
I owe my career, at least in part, to the great Burt Reynolds. Heartbroken to learn of his passing. He was one of a kind. A fun loving, charismatic talent who did many good deeds quietly, without personal expectation but rather out of the kindness of his extraordinary heart. RIP
Graeme Cameron retweeted
R.I.P. Burt Reynolds, underrated as a dramatic actor (Deliverance), underrated as a director (Sharkey's Machine), but also a rare movie star that seemed to be just having an absolute ball onscreen. Nobody broke frame with a bigger gleam in his eye. "Just watch ol' Bandit run."
This is what I wore today. It's got tears and snot on it now. I'm devastated beyond words. I'll explain why later, but for now, truly, rest in peace Burt.
Graeme Cameron retweeted
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Seen our BLOG?
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Plz RT!
Reprimanding individuals for thoughtlessly speaking their minds doesn't change cultures. Don't make an example - set one. teapawt.net/Specsavers/status/1019…
Hi Graeme. We would like to look into this with the local Store Partners. Please DM your DOB, phone number and the store name. teapawt.net/messages/compose?recip…
I can see! And I only had to endure four rounds of "Are you sure these are yours?" plus accompanying theories from staff as to why a man would choose anything pink. Come on @Specsavers, you can do better than this.
#everydaysexism
