Gas Station Encounters

The Photographer VS The Shot

What do you think this shoplifters fingers smelled like? 🤔

SHOPLIFTER PRO TIP: If you offer to help the cashier by taking out the trash, he definitely won’t suspect you of being a shoplifter.

Imagine shoplifting so often that you don’t remember which establishments not to return to because they’ve already caught you stealing. 🤯

Welp, apparently I walked into Sam’s Club at the right time today. Now do I hook my nephews up for Christmas and be the cool uncle or start ripping packs like a real man?

Imagine getting confronted for shoplifting in the middle of stealing out of a donation bin.

Chanel Sneakers - $1375 Gallery Dept. Sweatpants - $700 Gallery Dept. Sweatshirt - $695 Blaming your innocent toddler after you get caught stealing a bag of gummy bears? PRICELESS

Possible winner of the most paranoid shoplifter of all time award? 🥇

“i’M nOn-BiNaRy CaN i UsE tHe WoMaN’s ReStRoOm?”

It’s always a pleasure dapping up fans mid shoplifter confrontation. 🤣

SHOPLIFTER PRO TIP: If you’re going to shove multiple bottles of vodka down your pants, make sure you’re wearing a US Army hat. Cashiers will never suspect someone that supports our troops to be a thief.

SHOPLIFTER PRO TIP: If your friend tells you not to steal from the store you’re about to walk into, disregard the warning and try to pull it off anyways.

Now here we have the rare TRIPLE TAG TEAM of shoplifters. 😱

She would have gotten away with it if she didn’t try double dipping. 🙄

Imagine losing your job over a PayDay bar and not a Snickers or a Take 5.

I’d like to purchase this cup of ice that’s actually filled with candy please. 🤣

You can’t trust anyone that wears sunglasses when it’s not sunny outside.

SHOPLIFTER PRO TIP: Always try to shake the owners hand after they catch you stealing. 🤝