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Joined March 2009
Greg Varley retweeted
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Greg Varley retweeted
Americans when they discover what a group of fish is called
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this is the video that should’ve been sent into space along with the rest of the images representing humanity. this is genuinely so beautiful
Zara Larsson performing “Midnight Sun” and bursting into laughter as she watches fans recreate the song’s iconic choreography.
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Kids bothering Dad during work.
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Homosexuality is actually an extremely effective networking tool.
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Madonna really said buy a bag this weekend
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I Am Furious (Sailing)
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DIOS MADRE MADONNA
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me and the new madonna album rn
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i can’t stand gay guys who aren’t friendly to other gays. life is hard enough. we can just smile and be nice to our sisters
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See how easy it is to express your love in Midtown without inconveniencing the rest of New York City @taylorswift13
JUST IN: After two people climbed to the top of the Empire State Building and unfurled a banner on top of its spire Wednesday afternoon, one of the climbers appeared to propose to the other. abcnews.link/G4bdme1
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Greg Varley retweeted
this is how it’ll be when It Happens
Hear the exact moment Manhattan lost its mind
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BEN PLATT AND MICAELA DIAMOND ARE BACK
Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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My mayor’s neoliberal My bagel is dry Lakers are mid Clippers don’t even try
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I love this dumbass shit so much lmaooo
Massive crowd on the Upper West Side starts chanting “UPS” simply because a UPS truck pulls up #GoKnicks
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5pm today: Meta gives $950K for @XavierBecerra 4am tomorrow: Meta lays off 10% of workforce Mark Zuckerberg wants a friend in Sacramento. I won't be.
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Gay club whenever the lights come on
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Runway by Lady Gaga & Doechii
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It amazes me that Wicked is 23ish years old, has been done in many countries and several languages, and still no one has come close to this.
if u told me this video was from a week ago i would believe u
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I’ve actually often said I’ve lived an entire life in one night before
Uma pessoa beija em média 21 pessoas durante toda a vida.
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O post afirma que a média de pessoas que alguém beija na vida é de “21” (ou 21,5). Esse número circula há anos em redes sociais como um “fato científico”, mas não existe nenhum estudo confiável ou pesquisa acadêmica que comprove esse número exato. psychologytoday.com/us/blog/at-fir…
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