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Jon

@GV_JON

Paper airplane aficionado, travel enthusiast, Logan's Dad. My twitter bio will never be as good as @ajadamy's, but she’s my wife so that counts for something.

Joined October 2011
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True Life: my dog is terrified of watermelon. @ajadamy
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Newest member to the bunch, Miss Alice Jane, born October 7. 💛
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Pay $5 to ship? Never. Increase your cart by $18 to get to free shipping? Absolutely.
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The “still setting fireworks off 364 days away from July 4th” crowd is really something.
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Going to CVS is never as easy as just going to CVS. I always end up doing 9th grade algebra trying to figure out how to save myself 60 cents from all of the sales and coupons. 😵‍💫
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Someone remind me to stop flying budget airlines. 😵‍💫😴
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Denver aquarium… brutal. @UpperPeninsula
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The Wordle answer today is I’m kidding.
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Getting older is the realization that you no longer recognize any of the artist names past the second line.
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Petition to make midnight be at 9pm next year. 😴
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“Be curious, not judgmental.” -@TedLasso 🎃🖤
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When @ajadamy and I were in college we could put a buffet out of business. Now it’s like “Do you want dinner? No, me neither, I mean we are lunch 9 hours ago so I’m good.” At this rate I won’t be hungry at all by the time I’m 40.
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HOLD ON - I’ve seen this video a million times. Just noticed that the sharks are HOLDING FORKS at the end of the video, and Baby shark is looking REAL menacing. There’s no way this ends well. Wow.
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If I had a dollar for every “HERD ALOUD NOISE - GUNSHOTS? ANYONE ELSE?” notification I get from Ring, I’d be tweeting this from a yacht.
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(me, on deathbed but conveniently lucid) If I could do one thing over? I'd fast forward to the end of Deadly Illusions on Netflix.
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Realizing you can’t stretch without making some form of noise is a jarring milestone.
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I'm today's edition of "articles I'll never send to my wife"
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Your most serious voice is the one you use when a phone recording asks you to "say yes or no"
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