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🎙️ Saturday's football results read by the recreated voice of the legendary radio broadcaster James Alexander Gordon.
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Why is @HMRCgovuk the single most infuriating organisation on earth to deal with? Requested an activation code for my limited company business account. Took TEN days to arrive. Now tells me I have to set up an 'organisation' log-in on their website. BUT... (1/2)
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I clearly already have one to have been able to request the activation code in the first place AND I also have a confirmation e-mail from them telling me I have one! But when I try to log in to it, it tells me it doesn't exist! I despise them passionately. Absolute bastards.
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Replying to @danni_ox_
If somebody, on Monday, invites me to an event "Next Friday", I assume they mean not this Friday but the next one. Otherwise surely you would just say "on Friday"
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All three goals from our Under-21s’ Tyne-Wear derby victory 👊
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I support this 100%. Don't want a ticket? Don't park like a cunt. Personally, I'd fine anyone £1, 000 per day who owns a Nissan Cuntqai or Qashcunt or whatever it's called purely for driving one of the shitheaps. The same applies to Nissan Puke owners too...
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How about every single tradesman tells @JohnHealey_MP to go fuck himself until he overturns the appalling HMRC 'make tax digital' policy requiring us to make FIVE tax returns every year, despite saying he will cut red tape & administration. Lying bastard...
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🎙️ Saturday's football results read by the recreated voice of the legendary radio broadcaster James Alexander Gordon.
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On Arsene Wenger’s birthday, a reminder of his epic battles with his arch-nemesis. We’re not talking about Sir Alex. We’re not talking about Jose. We’re talking about that bastard zip on his big winter coat...
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30 (Yes, THIRTY) years ago today: Martin Tyler, St. James’ Park, and a glorious goalgasm in the commentary box. “Philippe Albeeeeeeerrt!”
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👏👏👏😂😂😂
🤣 The man arrested for wearing a burka to a protest has shown up to court.. in a burka
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Michael Carrick’s next Manchester United team talk.
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Rape, muggings, murder, phone theft, drugs, pick pockets, illegal immigrants... Don't worry folks, the @metpoliceuk have got your backs dealing with the important things... 🙄
This morning, City of London Police were at Bank Junction, introducing a new approach to tackling cyclists who ignore red lights, giving offending riders the opportunity to watch a short hard-hitting road safety film instead of receiving an immediate fixed penalty notice.
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What the fucking fuck is wrong with this country? This parasite should have 4 death penalties against him. Is absolutely despair at the state of the UK today...
A pervert who sexually assaulted four schoolgirls at a swimming pool has been sentenced to just four months — leaving parents furious and their daughters frightened to go out. Adib Azizi, 31, of Halifax, Yorkshire, targeted the friends in the whirlpool area of The Time Capsule in Coatbridge, Lanarkshire, on April 12. Three victims were 15. The fourth was just 14. Azizi pulled down one girl’s swimwear and grabbed another’s buttocks. He tried to remove a third girl’s swimming costume and touched her, before seizing the fourth and pulling her towards him. He denied wrongdoing but was convicted of all four sexual assaults following a trial at Airdrie Sheriff Court. Sheriff Tony McGlennan said Azizi had exploited the pool environment to attack children, whose distress in the witness box showed the lasting impact. “Children and women must be entitled to use recreational facilities without fear of predatory attacks,” the sheriff said. For the families, the four-month sentence failed to reflect the harm. One parent said the girls now avoided public transport and rarely went anywhere except each other’s homes, relying on parents to drive them. Another described a daughter so frightened after the assault that she repeatedly demanded doors and windows be locked at home. A parent also rejected Azizi’s suggestion of accidental contact, pointing to four separate assaults in quick succession. Azizi was jailed for four months and placed on the sex offenders’ register for seven years. He will serve approximately 30 days in prison
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Shola Ameobi is 45 years old today. Meanwhile, #NUFC fans are still waiting for him to show his full potential... #MackemSlayer
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It’s Shola Ameobi’s birthday today. You remember him. “HELLO? IS THAT IKEA? RIGHT, LISTEN UP. I WANT ONE FLUORESCENT COFFEE TABLE. AND ONE OF YOUR FINEST WHITE RUGS, PEPPERED WITH DOG SHIT. UNDERSTOOD? YES, NEXT DAY DELIVERY…”
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🎙️ Saturday's football results read by the recreated voice of the legendary radio broadcaster James Alexander Gordon.
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