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I train UFC | Amateur record 2-5 | Decrease fighter pay | @SpinninBackfist commenter | I say things so you don’t have to.

Joined January 2026
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I got kicked out.
First BJJ class Monday. I’m fucking stoked.
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“CHEATER” “CANT GRAPPLE” “BORING” “FRENCH” “PEDOPHILE” PROVE THEM WRONG THIS WEEK BON GAMIN
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😢💔 Curtis Blaydes: "My experience in grade school with girls was not enjoyable." "And that was one of the reasons why I went to boys only school. When you put girls around boys, and boys want to make them laugh. What's the easiest way to make them laugh? Talk about the guy who has a stutter (points at himself)."
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Hot Take: Bruce Buffer should introduce Ciryl Gane as “The One, The Only”
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When are we gonna see him back in the cage man. Been way too long 😞
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This guy is very close to being my third person on this app I’ve blocked (see first below). Likes every tweet I make within 10 seconds. Corny ass pfp and probably a -EV bettor too. Thin ice buddy I know you’re gonna see this in 20 seconds too.
The first person I’ve blocked on this app. Dude just kept leaving corny Reddit type comments under my bangers I’m done with it.
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15 year olds will tell you Ethyn Ewing is the greatest mixed martial artist of all time because he beat the two shittiest fighters in the company
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The UFC does not care that Islam is sitting out til April-May. An 8 month layoff is nothing crazy for a champion. They just want to market Morales vs Prates as a championship fight so they don’t waste a matchup like that and can headline a PPV.
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Nah man Colby had to have been paid by the UFC to let this happen for promotion there’s no chance
Raul Rosas Jr just made Colby Covington tap out in 40 seconds 🤯
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UFC 301 main event round 5
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Took a shit so bad earlier the smell followed me back to my cubicle. The chick next to me moved to a different desk for the day because her “wifi is bad”. Mines working completely fine. I really think Virna could get an early finish this weekend vs Tatiana.
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If you put a brain eating amoeba in Ode Osbourne’s head that thing would fucking starve
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I know Malcolm Wellmaker regrets being the class clown in school. Bro was waking up at 5AM for work and then was getting his ass beat in the gym till 10 PM 😂😂😂
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AHAHAHAHAHA. This might be the greatest tweet of all time. “Who gets in determines whether or not the Amazon gets irreversibly damaged” Who gives a fuck😂😂😂
Replying to @McGregorRousey2
I mean this is one of the biggest elections of our time. Who gets in determines whether or not the Amazon gets irreversibly damaged.
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Keep that belt warm Volkanovski We are coming…
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Volkov is 6’7 and has 0 finishing threat and he wonders why he doesn’t get title shots.
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There’s real people betting Azamat KO for the price of -120
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Don’t say I didn’t tell you🤷‍♂️
🚨FIGHT NEWS🚨 Carlos Prates vs Mike Mallott at #UFC336 on January 30th 🚨 ⏰ This will be for the INTERIM belt ‼️ Islam Makhachev will be out for a while due to INJURY ‼️ 📰:@Xttyqz
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Terrifying??? That’s looks fucking awesome. Might break my streak after seeing this.
INCREÍBLE: Aterrador video muestra cómo es el antes y después de una persona que ingiere CRACK💀💀
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Great question asked. Put it in perspective for him. Wife beating fuck.
Dana White clarifies his comments on Farid Basharat's UFC exit and whether Movsar Evloev could find himself in the same situation down the line. "I can't promise anything. But he's in a pretty good spot right now." (via @UFC)
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